We went to see the Brothers Ween a few years back. The first half of their set was fine, they’re really talented musicians and all, but about the halfway point the two of them went back behind the stage while the rest of the band played for 15 mins or so. When they came out they were laughing and throwing frenchfries…

It’s always been my dream that he dies during a rally. I imagine him stroking out and babbling only to have his crowd thinking that he’s speaking in tongues. He falls falls off the stage and his shirt and pants to split open so the world will get to see his girdle and his diaper, which of course will be full. Then…

Can he shit himself to death already? Please?

yo what the fuck

Person next to me pulls out a whole avocado from his bag; bites into it and tears a ~1" hole in the outer skin (spits/discards skin somewhere); then proceeds to eat the entire avocado by a combination of squeezing and sucking the insides out through this hole. This is in the first 15 minutes of a 5 hour flight.

OH OH OH I HAVE ONE. This is why I will never, ever fly Virgin Air again in my life if I can at all avoid it.

Technically this wasn’t while flying, but one time while walking through the Cleveland airport to catch a connecting flight, I came upon a kids playhouse like this in the middle of a departure lounge.

Would have preferred you say “Simply Red” to make an excellent band-related joke

His title has been re-cast as Assistant to the GM.

Don Jr. Jr.?

“You know, this never would have happened if women reporters weren’t allowed in the clubhouse.”

Can you direct me to where the line forms to punch this walking penis in the face.

Good lord.

Exactly who I pictured, and then verified with a google search:

“Taubman, a former fantasy baseball expert and investment banker...”

His comments had everything to do about the game situation that just occurred and nothing else 

Shut it down folks. We have a winner

Looks like Peterson finally learned not to go for the switch.

This being high school, his friends would have told me that it doesn’t count if the first time he scored was in the other end.