Pretty sure they meant Lou Dobbs.
Lena Dunham? Leon Durham? Larry Doby?
and banging his head against an aluminum gate
some of the scene, though none of the head-banging.
I’d call Jerry two-faced, but let’s be honest, he must be on this seventh or eighth face by now.
I’ve met and interacted with a lot of celebrities, but this is about my son.
This isn’t a story about a guy being a dick, but I was once in a Taco Bell when Mike Holmgren walked in, studied the menu intently for two solid minutes, and then walked back out never having said a word. It was over ten years ago but not a day goes by that I don’t wonder what the heck his internal monologue must have…
This story both makes me incredibly happy and incredibly sad. Happy, because I FUCKING KNEW IT. And sad, because I fucking knew it.
I was a contractor in Baghdad in 2006-2007 when the most patriotic and ‘Merican of all entertainers, one Mr. Toby Fucking Keith, graced us with his presence. Being a jaded asshole, I was all prepared to roll my eyes as he visited and sucked up to the troops in front of the cameras for publicity’s sake. That shit did…
My eventual wife almost got into a fist fight with Jenna Jameson.
My wife and I were in VA Beach for a wedding. At the time she was 7 mos preggo. There was a golf tournament in town and some of the tour people were staying at our hotel. Long story short; We were entering the hotel and Earl Woods was in front of us. He let the heavy door slam in my wife’s face. He knew she was…
“My son turned 10 just the other day
The real question is, what year is his Camaro?
Turf version of Brown’s shoes, shown
“Call 1-800-SURPRISE-IT’S-ME-MOTHERFUCKER”
If the man has a lien on his TV, he should get his finances in order before starting any beefs.
Buddy, I’m not talking about the right to do shit. I’m talking about kneeling being a physical stance that we’ve all taken at some point (church, ring in hand, practice field as coach yells, etc.), and nooses, which are a tool for execution/suicide. One of those two things are fucking tasteless to present in a public…
Hell half my family here in Wisconsin say that daily. I instantly tune out anyone who uses the term “political correctness.”
“Political correctness is destroying America! The liberal media wouldn’t be reporting this if it was a white guy!” - most Wisconsinites (outside of Madison)