White people are the only ones talking about rioting. Everyone else is actually working towards making sure we all have rights and trying to make America a better place.

I believe so much in “America” that I cry foul when you don’t stand for our national anthem, yet I will threaten to overthrow the government if the election doesn’t go my way.

The first time I heard the name Corey Kluber, I assumed he was a big-swinging first baseman.

BAKE MCBRIDE

He’s not at the top of my list, but he’s in the five to seven range.

although not a pitcher, still my favorite name: Sixto Lezcano

If Catfish Hunter went by “Jim Hunter” there is no way he makes the hall of fame.

Ahem.

Your quote is COMPLETELY INACCURATE.

“Mr. Trump, do you understand you were talking about sexual assault?”

Regardless of how this all turns out, I hope people will always remember that, in 2016, the Republican Party was faced with a difficult dilemma.

Don’t blame me, I voted for Jackie Treehorn.

“Trumplogic” : “Please ignore these things that happened ten years ago, that’s not the person I am and I’m sorry. Instead, I implore you to focus on the things this person tangentially related to my opponent did twenty years ago, as it is 100% indicative of the character of an entirely different person.”

“That was ten years ago” works when you’re in your mid-20s talking about something you did when you were in middle school.

“We will discuss this more in the coming days.”

I’m just glad it sounds like he’s staying in the race because the GOP needs to be forced to fucking own this.

This whole “I don’t want to do this thing but let me just say clearly that I respect the military and the police and ARE TROOPS do a good job,” etc just needs to stop

You mean ... beyond pacifism?

He has emotional problems.

Anytime you see a story about me or my campaign saying “sources said,” DO NOT believe it. There are no sources, they are just made up lies!