Try not to win any medals on the way to the parking lot!

37? In a row?

It says a lot when political correctness is one of your major issues. Nothing good, but a lot.

I hope they’re keeping all of the Deadspin-related verticals. This guy may not be a fan of the Deadspin homepage anymore, but at least he can still come on the Concourse.

That poor dog.

Oh, god. I needed a laugh. Thank you.

I laughed uncontrollably at this. All the stars to you.

Nothing compared to Mike Huckabee teaching his sons to continue eating while shitting.

Well, the first answer is unions. Police unions are some of the most powerful in the nation and as such, are going to rally behind their members regardless of the situation. I think there’s an honest debate about whether that’s a good thing or bad. Personally, I feel that sort of protection has to end once something…

I hope you live in a fourth floor walkup & meet a firefighter with a fear of heights.

That’s cool. I hope the next time you go to a restaurant, you don’t upset the server who spits in your drink. Because by your logic, someone who is bad at their fucking job deserves to be treated with respect in all situations.

#FragileEmotionsOfPeopleWhoChoseToBePoliceMatter

If someone isn’t emotionally secure enough to handle a protest statement by a WNBA team in front of about 7,000 people without throwing a tantrum, that person probably shouldn’t also be a police officer.

Money can’t buy rock bottom, it can only delay it.

Agreed. On a side note — our Rodgers window is closing — we need to do something drastic and fast. I still can’t get over the NFC Championship meltdown. I gotta stop typing now.

Was just thinking the same thing...we fly under the radar with the Pack and Badgers, but shit — 82' Brewers?!?? Stormin’ Gorman and Cecil Cooper? Craig Hodges and Sydney Moncrief??

I’m not from Cleveland, I don’t really root for Cleveland, but I find myself very happy for Clevelanders right now.

Browns training camp starts next month.

“God damn it.”