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Yeah just to tack onto this: I started reading Deadspin in ‘08 or ‘09. Gamechanging for me. I had never really found people who blended humor and sports in a way I enjoyed to consume. So thanks guys for doing all the stupid shit you do, and long live AJ’s attempt to recreate the Doc Ellis no-no

Any truth the rumor that Leitch is considering raising funds to buy Gawker media just to put a stop to the reporting on Cardinals losses?

In the long run, we’re all dead;

They look downright sporty to me.

Wakka. Wakka.

I love imagining this being said by Fozzy Bear.

Ballin’ in windpants like someone’s goddamn dad smh.

Lest anyone too young to know might think the draft dodger angle is the biggest insult in this tweet, refusing to call him Ali, and instead insisting on calling him Clay was the racist dog whistle of choice back then. Racist whites refused to do so for years after.

“I am resigning because it has been revealed that I have enabled crimes against humanity for more than a decade. But please, let me tell you that this is the result of prayer. And that presumably this healing couldn’t have begun during the actual rape accusations. No, it had to begin once the public learned about the

Sometimes you lose your chin when trying to save face

His last task will be to introduce Grobe to the entire staff he retained.

I was going to say he looks like pedophilic Don Knotts.

He looks like he just fed off the neck of a new recruit.

And for all these years, I was sure it was Kiki Vandeweghe...

That song was a lot funnier when I thought it was Brad Lohaus.

I like Jose Bautista quite a bit, but apparently I like him getting punched in the face even more.

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The meme has everything. Hillary Clinton, Donald Trump, Kermit the Frog, an amazing kicker and an old racist with a bloody ankle

Bill Curley.