Thanks to Heat management, those of you tuning in to see Chris Bosh will have to take the cartridge out and put in Earthworm Jim.

I feel like we might have played against each other in college.

Whichever team advances will get beaten by the Chris Mills/Tyrone Hill-led Cavs or the Latrell Sprewell/Chris Mullins-led Warriors.

It’s sad that promoting measures to prevent this kind violence of is “controversial.”

This is sad, but it won’t change anything. Instead there will be a bunch of hearts and prayers to the family, but no one is going to actually change anything.

I could say something political, I could make a joke, but really I’m just fucking tired of people killing one another for any reason.

Tripping Truther! Hell yeah!

Glad to see them doing .500 the right way.

This is a milestone for the dozens of never-nudes everywhere.

Well, there’s this:

At least this website continually reaffirms my faith in bears

Here you go!

This shit right here is why I despise authoritarians and the systems that they worship. And there are few that have more of an imbalance of power than NCAA athletics, though the Catholic Church comes to mind. Basic human morality gets trumped by fear of systematic retribution and I don’t even know what else. I’m so…

I’ve made no secret I want the football stadium burned to the fucking ground and the earth salted.

I want to demonize the entire coaching staff, to consider them a different species from the honest upstanding kinjaterriate, but honestly I don’t think either of us understand the pressure of a $70,000,000 a year…

Jesus fucking Christ. Now Im speaking as someone who has never witnessed something like that but the idea that SIX FUCKING PEOPLE SAW A MAN MOLEST A CHILD AND DID LITERALLY NOTHING just shatters any faith I had in the goodness of man. I kind of want JoPa to get another statue just so everyone can desecrate it

At first I thought you were just ignorant as shit, but I feel like I’m picking up a solid troll vibe here? Maybe? Have to be. Like, this was a joke, right? Every bit of reason in me says this has to be an excellent troll job.

But how do you feel about credit unions?

Godless is an insult?

Burneko: Get fucked, John Kasich.

Or how about when it propped a senile apocalyptic Hollywood stool pigeon in the White House for eight years and spent the following 25 pretending he was Jesus Christ?