This one should rank high

I’m hoping this comment section turns into all of our favorite tweets:

So far so good. I mean I lived through 8 years of Reagan and 8 years of W. and was never rude to anyones car (sometimes it was a huge struggle, admittedly) and now they are going to mess with me over a sitting president? @#@$#%@#@##@!!!!!!! It’s tiring though, especially when driving cross country.

I suppose the governor would like to get reelected and is considering how to spin not signing this so that he will still be politically viable. If this helps at all, then good. I imagine he’d also like to not get shot, because “thou shall not kill” clearly only applies to those who haven’t been born yet.

Sigh.

I wish Republicans would stop trying to repeatedly cram their religion down my throat.

I feel so weird when the NFL does something right for a change.

If your religion is so fragile that it requires a law to protect it, then perhaps you should rethink your religious choice. Especially, if the law protecting your religion, makes it legal to discriminate. I’m not all that famillar with “god”, but I’m pretty sure legalizing hate wasn’t one of his goals for humanity.

“Sincerely held religious belief” is a great euphemism for bigotry. Especially from the clowns who complain about how political correctness keeps people from being straightforward and honest about what they're saying.

I once won two straight national championships with UNI on NCAA Basketball 2008 on Xbox 360, so I claim partial credit for this win.

“I was asked where I see myself in 5 years.”

+1 tall cool Budweiser

Harry Caray, NFL talent scout.

Passengers on the Aaron Hernandez cruise, however, did not have nearly as much fun.

It’s like Alien vs. Predator but Legionnaire’s vs. Gonnorhea.

Coach: If you get the rebound, I want you to heave it up real quick once. I think we got this in the bayg.

If you think this is a thick Wisconsin accent, you’ve never been to Wisconsin.

Is no one talking about that baby’s skullet?

Unless you’re Josh Hamilton. Then you’re just satisfied with actual crack

That’s just the best. Like, it’s not even on my bucket list because I have no idea how I’d even get a shot at it.