Lana Clarkson?

15 years ago my friends pranked me really hard that I won the DC shoes monthly giveaway by calling my house and acting like they were from DC. I was suckered really good and got laughed at for weeks. So I wrote DC an email telling them about this story and how I should win it for real and punk those guys right back. I…

Get lost with the “selfish” shit.

I was all set to make a joke until I got to the threats to kill her and himself.

[REDACTED] is a hell of a drug

I am the Semen King

On my balls, on my dick then I bust a nut quick. On her face, on her chest, stick my dick between her breasts. Come on fellas, let’s get weird. Stick your dick up in her ear.

Luckily, Olsen’s wife will never see this.

He’s describing the size of the dog his son tortured to death.

If ‘Megatron’ keeps his word, that leaves his career numbers as follows: 83* touchdowns on 731* receptions for 11,619* yards.

Leave it to the Lions to completely crush the joy out of one of the best RBs and one of the best WRs to ever play the game. So much so that each would rather retire than continue playing. Well done Detroit.

You are correct, it wasn’t a “rubber match” not because of your understanding but because it was between two Catholic schools.

This is certainly bad by any measure, but maybe Bromley just misinterpreted what Billy Ocean was singing about.

I am sure Coach Reagan was betting that insulting the best players on the team would have a trickle-down effect to motivate everyone else.

I would have named the boat “The Implication”

Endangered species in the ocean and the NBA are a dangerous mix.

2003: BLAZERS HIT REEFER HARD

If the internet contains a more distressing photograph than that one, I will just have to take your word for it.

OK, ok, hold on. The blue team has eight men on the field, the red team has nine. Even if we count the wrapped candy in the end zones - which are just absurd formations, by the way, and why are those guys dressed differently than their teammates? - we still have a difference in numbers.

There’s no way Lee Harvey Oswald acted or shot alone in JFK’s assassination.