“My password is unbreakable. It’s the name of my favorite player and his career slugging percentage.”

God bless us, everyoenis.

Compromise and take Mac Lethal?

Drake sucks. I’m not sure if that’s a hot take or an unoriginal take. But it’s true. Drake sucks.

Macklemore had a concert canceled in my town tonight due to the snow, and they postponed it to Sunday. Pretty sure he is stuck here. Should I just walk around looking for him? Where would one look for a Macklemore?

The only problem is that Eminem is a cunt.

Did you sell her a Volkswagen after showing her the (very uncomfortable) back of it?

It was all fun and games until one of the kids challenged him to a game of “Pig.”

Looks like someone is finally extending an olive branch to Pete Carroll.

“Take 2 HotPockets and call me in the morning...”

The WIAA will be sending out a sternly worded letter about this.

The three on the left are all Just For Men models. The guy on the right knows a guy’s dad who my friend’s cousin knows, and can definitely get me a deal.

And give up the War on Drugs? We love our wars way too much for that nonsense.

This is terrible kinja

Godamnit. This made me laugh way too hard.

Who won the tournament?

On my high school basketball team, we were teammates and friends. These are people you spend many hours a week with. Why would you want to traumatize them? Why would you want them to hate you? Who messed up along the way to let it get this bad? This whole thing makes me sick.

It would have been funnier if the guy nailed the free throw.

You can tell it’s central Ohio because the birth precedes the first official in-and-out.

Great stuff but I can see the next steps already...