The CBA stats leaders is a world class Remember Some Guys in action.

I haven’t heard worse Grand Slam allegations since the Denny’s diarrhea scandal of 1994-present.

I’m reminded of when Steve Nash (one of the best shooters to ever play) tried to give Dwight Howard free throw advice and Dwight was a total douchebag about it.

They just needed Benicio del Toro out there

Man, what are the odds it's lands on heads that second time though?

Beast Mode —> Least Mode —> Released Mode —> Signed by Raiders.

Your mother’s a slut.

Packer’s fan here: that was the only consolation I was able to take away from that.

Diehard Packer fan here. If we had to lose, I’m glad Fitzy got to be the hero. Tons of respect for that guy. And honestly I hope the Cards win it all, after GB and KC they’re my next “favorite” to win it.

As a Packers fan, I can’t even be mad. We had no business playing in that game. Take away the Detroit Hail Mary, and one of Seattle’s close losses, and we’d have frozen our asses off in a loss to Minnesota last week. Jeff Janis - JEFF JANIS - was our best receiver tonight, James Jones didn’t catch a thing, Cobb got…

My theory is that every ref actually tries not to make the coin flip, and it’s really hard, and that ref was the first to succeed and just won a big secret NFL ref pool.

No skin in the matchup, but good for Fitzgerald after endless years of “He should leave Arizona, he’s wasting his career there”/ “Is he washed up?” / “Will he ever play with a competent QB again?”

Smoke Heated, Pig Simmers As Chili Bowl Turns Spicy

Well there’s an officer who’s never stepping out of his patrol car again.

I’ve never seen a Deadspin post that consisted solely of an embedded tweet.

are you sure this wasn't a Trump rally? Look at all these peckerwood jackasses

What idiot called it an astronaut quarterback commencing hostilities on the lunar surface and not war-on-moon?

“Don’t get me wrong, but I think the story about 9/11 is just that. A story. What I think happened is there were some radical Islamists on a plane, and then aliens froze time, and took those planes onto their space ships and in order to avoid explaining aliens to the American public, our government destroyed the World…

Cris Carter: You like to get wet?

Ben Harper. His first hit. Back in ‘94. That skateboarding video