unlike weed you would need to smoke a whole “blunt” of it to get high

I never dreamed I’d be put in this position

He looks like Marv Albert in witness protection.

Stan Kroenke looks like the fourth-place finisher in a Sam Elliott look-alike contest.

Maybe it’s Dean Spanos—gotta come up with that relocation fee somehow.

Guessing he doesn’t crush a lot, either.

That is, of course, if they can find her.

“Way to go John Walsh. Way to ruin little kids’ dreams.”

I remember a time before roster downloads when I would painstakingly enter every single player name into the game from each team’s roster.

A spider may frighten you as you sit on your tuffet.

I particularly like that, at some point, Griffin had this taped somewhere else, moved it, then had to remove the tape from the bottom corners and tore off some of the printing.

He suffers, from what I like to call, “Nunchuck Leg”.

IF YOU HAVE A PARTIALLY TORN LCL, COACHES MAY MAKE YOU PLAY.

The one with the dog sniffing the guy reminded me of The Big Lebowski. A fucking goldbricker.

In the five minutes since you posted this, you have have already fallen behind on two more “article worthy” plays. At least. I hope you’re typing fast, Burke.

This hit wasn’t questioned by Jim Nantz and sponge face, but they are still trying to turn that Burfict sack on Big Ben a dirty hit

“...tired of mediocre white men and their crybaby bullshit”

I hear you and I don’t simultaneously.

At least Poopnachos is a clever username... the hell kind of username is “Samer Kalaf?”