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Did anyone else hear that hilarious take he had on players hurting themselves when hurdling defenders. Something along the lines of: “How dare the media hype up these plays!”

Schottenheimer’s cat: the unknown state of a football cat where not knowing if it was smuggled in or found at Arrowhead forces us to think about it as simultaneously both smuggled in AND found at Arrowhead.

“Fine, Chip. We’ll make sure it’s a White Christmas.”

Lurie was further incensed when Kelly showed up late, on DeMarco Murray’s shoulder.

This is Kinja. I will work my old tired joke until it is dead, and then I will work it some more.

The Horned Frogs are in San Antonio because they are set to play Oregon in the Alamo Bowl this Saturday. It’s not yet clear if Boykin will be available for that game.

Man, Memphis is Bleek.

Ballghazi 2: College Bugaloo.

The craziest part of this whole thing is it took a fellow black comedian’s joke to make this issue matter to the public. This is a crazy world.

Boss is circling the office and doesn’t even say a word as I’m trying to find pandas. Sometimes I feel like I’m working for Kruger Industrial Smoothing.

“He was big spender, just like his liberal predecessor, except he borrowed the money instead of raising taxes.”

So he’s a conservative, then.

And then she sits down at the pottery wheel and he comes up right behind her....

And the breaking point apparently revolved around Weddle’s daughter performing in a halftime show.

I was totally ready to withhold judgment into I got to the part about Peyton hiring Ari Freaking Fleischer. Now I know the accusations are true.

Fuck Levi’s Stadium in particular. At least the NFL has the decency to admit to Chargers, Raiders, and Rams fans that their teams are moving. 49ers fans got their team migrated 38 miles away, down one of the most congested highways in the country, to a suburb of San Jose, and the league still has the audacity to call…

D-Will isn’t even 30 yet? Jesus Christ.

This isn’t the first wanted poster the Nets have had to display for a Williams on their team.

What is this world coming to? You can’t even trust women you bring home from a club anymore? I long for the lost, better times when a drunk man could bring women home from a bar and his various bejeweled items or piles of cash were left unmolested.

This reminds me of when Dirt McGirt passed and my college newspaper editor and I came up with “ODB DOA AKA BBJ RIP”.