So are they on the run from Dirty Harry or what?

"Thanks to the support of my tremendous family and friends, I have decided I will not be attending the draft this year."

GM was wrecked by it's executives.

Now you have.

Shannon Hoon and Blind Melon cover Steppenwolf's "The Pusher", complete with their own variation of the lyrics.

It took a while, but, I got there eventually. I think 'an' is just 'and' with the 'n' left out and I think 'vanlier' might be a type of strong cheese.

I originally thought "Kiss" was a typo, but changed my mind once I found out that Hernandez was unsuccessful.

Riley Cooper's contract makes a lot more sense when you remember that it's salary cap hit in 2015 is just a case of Copenhagen.

Surprised that MSNBC didn't edit it to say "fuck her left in the pussy."

Alfredo Simon: [backs car up]

Drew Magary: [walks the fuck right into the side of that car because some asshole won't get out of his way]

Oh man, why'd you have to bring up Sabonis? Now I'm going to be sad the rest of the day because we only got to see the 50-year-old version in the U.S.

I went to a Cards-Royals game in KC several years ago. Always the worst series because of how Cardinal fans flood the stadium in their Eckstein jerseys. My friends and I take our seats in front of some St. Louis chubs who immediately want to start some "friendly" banter about what a treat it will be for us to see a…

So which is the Cardinal way? Fatal DUI, or just DUI?

This is in contrast to joining the Angels, where you get three texts asking if you know where Josh Hamilton is.

I am really surprised Nightengale did't get a quote how the Cardinal Way includes missionary only with deep stares into their wives eyes.....

Hasn't it already been made abundantly clear how much St. Louis hates chocolate sprinkles?