President Walker (shudder!) will make Watt Ambassador to the UN.

This just in, Yankees sign 56 year old Michael Flately to a minor league deal.

Edgar Martinez's approach was much the same. He actually plants twice on this 2001 bomb off Chuck Finley as he adjusts to the outside location. (at 2:35 if it doesn't load automatically)

JJ Watt knows exactly how to play to boring, middle-class, medium-to-low intelligence, white America. His persona is incredibly fake and incredibly obnoxious. As a fellow Badger, I enjoy seeing on facebook how much the most boring of my former classmates love this imposter. He's the favorite player of your…

3 kitchens and I didn't see 1 lunch pail. smh

Justin Vernon recorded "For Emma, Forever Ago" in that garage.

All I really need to know now is that Morris Day was on their chief rival and trash talked from the end of the bench.

Leslie, when are you going old school? I'd like some Marley Marl or some Chuck Chillout posts, too.

Not just hit anything, but hit anything well. He would go after pitches most would not, but he was far from an undisciplined free swinger, with a career slash line of .319/.379/.553, with a BB:K ratio not too far from 1:1 (and under 1,000 Ks for his career). His swing had more coverage than just about anyone and still…

I know they were a hot mess back then, but one of my favorite batshit insane signings by the Baltimore Orioles was the rapidly aging Vladimir Guerrero. It was ten years too late, but it was still a thrill to see my favorite player finally on my favorite team.

Fantastic read. The mid 1990s Expos were an incredibly fun team to follow.

My Vlad story:

I'm sure the stats goons will find a thousand ways to prove me wrong, but there were a couple of years there where Vlad Guerrero was the best player in baseball.

That code: "I don't want to live in Detroit."

Wherever rugby took him, he always carried the dream of one day playing for Jim Tomsula.

You can actually see the progression of his anger as his tweets become increasingly unintelligible.

I think he just ethered the English language