This song and this album both rank in my all-time favorites.

The "jiggaboo" moment that Fox News lady had today got me thinking about Bizarre Ride II The Pharcyde, so I've been listening to that album all day. Also, apparently it's Kanye West's favorite album, which is weird to me for some reason.

see "Out of Sight" sometime

All this means is that someone other than B.J Upton will lead the league in strikeouts this year

For some reason I always thought she married Dana Carvey. Which I've discovered is wrong, now that I've looked it up. Where the hell did I get that from?

A great friend will call you every day and remember your birthday. Well, I'll never remember your birthday. I won't even remember your phone number to begin with. But it's already saved in my phone, you say? That won't do me any good, because I won't remember your name. Hell, I can't even remember my name. Who am I?…

Huh. I just assumed the ball was a bed and his celebration was foreshadowing.

Post-nuclear Elvis. Might've just shat myself.

SNL was a formative part of my early child sneaking out to the family room to watch the Myers, Sandler, Farley years. I hope the show continues 40 more.

I've always thought about this song in both directions. First that there was a time when the old were young. And now for me, the young have the right to their own beliefs and their own choice in the directions they take. I also have every confidence that they'll get it right.

Jimmy Fallon often imitates singers, usually as a goof. But actually, he's a huge music fan and also a very good guitarist.

No plot to speak of? No actual penetration? Vaguely arousing?

He smells crime again, he's out busting heads. Then he's back to the lab for some more full penetration. Smells crime. Back to the lab, full penetration. Crime. Penetration. Crime. Full penetration. Crime. Penetration. And this goes on and on and back and forth for 90 or so minutes until the movie just sort of... ends.

@DangeRussWilson i see 50 shades of grey every day so I'm just a little bit better than u

That's nothing. Once when I was a kid we took a field trip to a local farm. Part of that feel-good effort to get kids to appreciate where their food comes from, understand how hard farmers work, not to waste food, etc. Anyway we get there and we're watching some cows get milked. It's the farmer's kid who's doing the…

Dear Baltimore,

Ray -