That's because you're an asshole. And not just an asshole, but also a complete moron without even the most limited logical reasoning skills.

Dorsett: [screaming at television] This is barely the football I remember!

Richardson remained hopeful that things would work out for him, whereas the Colts stood by their initial request that he do the workouts himself.

If CP3 doesn't understand that trying to act tough and mad-dogging while getting the shit kicked out of you looks really dumb, maybe this isn't for him.

Dean Smith was a great coach, but with how he fought against the racism prevalent in North Carolina he was an even better human being.

In 1969, Charlie Scott lost the ACC player of the year award to John Roche (white) of South Carolina. Further, five writers left Scott off their all-ACC ballots entirely. Smith went after them directly, saying the choice was borne of bigotry (or ignorance, but we know what was really the case.)

Dear Electron,

Let's keep this quiet. I'll make it worth your while...

The people that think the government operates well enough to murder dozens of children and cover it up completely are the same people that call the government incompetent at every given turn.

Now that being a Sandy Hook truther is a thing, I would like to announce that I am a Sandy Duncan truther.

"Edelman gets a rager at Harvard, I'm sitting in Philosophy 101" smh

Snarls Barkley? Ugh I don't even know you people and I hate you.

King of Queens? More like Psycho of Louisville? Am I right??!?

Julien Edelman bailed rather quickly as he grew tired of being asked to give some insight into the evolution of the market economy in the southern colonies.

"I have to study all weekend!"

So what you do at No More is you take the money from a corporation and use that money to brand stuff.

Jenkins: [sobbing]

Hernandez: I've been through this death thing before. It gets better with time.