Latest reminder that we're not getting any younger: Slick Rick is 50 today.

Another great Brenton Wood tune.

A Brenton Wood tune to tap your toes to.

San Francisco hired my wife's college boyfriend?

Mr. Tomsula picked the wrong man to hire because he was fake handicapped!

Jim Tomsula refers to tomato sauce as "gravy."

I don't want to speculum, but this is going to stirrup some controversy.

I'm surprised at the change in Jeremy's appearance. He never was one to let himself slide.

"Bills Water® is a refreshing throwback to a better time in the AFC, when once-mighty rustbelt vanguards could fall backwards into consecutive missed shots at glory. Each bottle contains the 100% pure, triple-filtered tears of Scott Norwood and Marv Levy, with a portion of the sales going to fight early-onset…

THE SECOND BEST WATER OF THE EARLY 90s!!!!!!!!!!!

Unfortunately, with hiring criteria like that, bright up-and-comers like Jeff Perpetuallastplace will never get a shot.

Untrained assassin Tony Stewart, Busch's NASCAR colleague, had no comment when asked about the case.

What. The. Fuck.

Boston media has wasted no time producing puff pieces about this - Konrad went to prep school in Danvers, which is enough of an excuse to cover this with a "local" angle. To corroborate his ability to survive this ordeal, WBZ just finished a segment about how as a student, Konrad was "motivated." And then the local…

Thank you for taking the time from your sausage making to help me, King

It's a good thing Konrad had been a Dolphin. If he had been a Jet, they'd probably still be looking for him.

@MartysaurusRex "You have been unfollowed"....Carl Everett.

Next stop Starville!

They beat the #1 and # 2 team in the nation. They deserve at least a presidential pardon for Maurice Clarett.

"Headed towards Cliff Burton."