Big deal, I had four fingers too. Every halftime.

I got five four on it.

No wonder he's so good at driving to the rim while still playing the zone.

Beer snobs hating on Sierra Nevada for longevity are painfully misguided. I'm often mistaken for a beer snob, and I'm eternally grateful to SNPA and Sam Adams for making craft beer a "movement" or whatever. Other than Sam Adams, SNPA was arguably the first widely available craft beer in this country.

Sierra Nevada Pale Ale is that person you were "just friends" with in high school and couldn't date because they were like your sibling. They're your first taste of a hint of romance, but you move on, trying for "bigger and better". You hit the club scene, spend 100s of dollars on the high end stuff. You really waste…

I carry over 30 types of craft beers in my place that I rotate regularly plus I always keep SNPA in stock. Two reasons. First, I love it, sometimes you're not in the mood to experiment so it's nice to have tried and true Sierra there. Second, it's the perfect beer for the beer novice who wants to try to get into…

Sierra Nevada Pale Ale was the first beer I ever drank (at least if we're taking about with the intent to get drunk, as opposed to sipping your dads brew). I got a sixer, was all amped up, took a big gulp, and then - I swear to god this is true but I was 15, so give me a damn break - I poured a bunch of Lemonheads…

There are people who hate Sierra Nevada Pale Ale? I'm guessing you're referring to the "I only drink 120 Minute IPAs from a small rural breweries in northeastern Nevada and then only if it was bottled on an odd numbered day by a guy with interesting facial hair and horn-rimmed glasses" crowd.

This is like if someone got simultaneously crossed up and posterized

I did the same thing to my dog the other day, should have recorded it and put it online.

JJ Wilcox of the Cowboys looks smaller out of his uniform.

"Jet fuel can't burn hot enough to melt steel." -McDonald's

"wasalso" sounds like a Texas border town.

Whether you watched football or the Golden Globes yesterday, you were likely exposed to a new McDonald's ad

We remember 9/11...just like you should remember our new Triple Cheeseburger for $1.49!

The fake signs were funny, Tim, but why did you include the real Darren Wilson one in there?

As a robot who is not a human person, will I be excluded and ostrich eyesd?

Say what you will about the core tenets of the internet, at least it's an ethos.