The NFL should replace the coin toss with a Plinko-style system. It would add a little more drama to these situations.

Whenever I see a picture of Cris Carter, this guy comes to mind.

It is being reported that one winning ticket was sold in the L.A. area. Hopefully, the winner is someone not named Stan Kroenke.

Dude, today’s already the 10th...

🎶Early in the morning... I’m gonna find me another Über🎶

Here’s some old school, Star Wars-y turntablism from Skratch Bastid.

Thanks for the memories, Bo.

“Don’t tell me Lucifer and God don’t carpool...”

Proofreading is your friend. Best of luck on your aspirations.

The post-game celebration was just one big F.Y.M.

“He scored 53 points on only 27 shots?! I had no idea that such a feat was humanly possible.”

Jeff Janis will now be saddled with the responsibility of quenching Green Bay fans’ thirsts for the next ‘white hype’ wide receiver. If he goes down with an injury, then Jeff Query may get another shot with the team.

Here’s a little Fu Manchu to kick off a Friday evening. This one is called Laserbl’ast! Have a fine weekend, folks.

In order to further spice things up, Mark Wohlers should pitch to each of the derby participants.

"That looked rather effortless."

PETA is gonna freak if footage of Peterson's bloody game of pin the tail on the donkey ever surfaces.

Well put. Watt has a potentially fruitful second career as a Wisconsin politician awaiting him in retirement.

When the hell do I get to see the goddamn sailboat?

A $3400 trip to the strip club and he likely didn't remember any of it. Allenby would have been much better off if he had just gone back to his hotel, rented an adult film, and flogged the wallaby.

Circa 1998, maybe? Or whenever suburban housewives started doing it would be my other guess.