I can certainly empathize, man. A similar thing happened when I was in 8th grade. My legs swung out from under me, after being unable to maintain grip on the rim. Head-first falls suck. A few fingernails briefly touched the top of my left forearm, resulting in a broken wrist. My brother and I never used our…

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Eric Lindell's Casanova always brightens my mood after a day of work filled with organized chaos.

I found myself flipping the bird at the TV while seeing this commercial for the first time. For the sake of my blood pressure, I'll just change the channel next time it comes on.

I completely agree on the Calvin Johnson comparison. I remember watching his play years ago and thought it was a completed catch. If the NFL rule book can call Johnson's play an incompletion, then Bryant's should be called the same.

Mark Madsen can now breathe a sigh of relief. Steve Ballmer is his biological father.

This may end up being only the second grossest Eiffel Tower involving Jones and Christie this evening.

Rest in peace, Mr. Scott. Sweet sassy molassy, that sucks...

I've never heard of the award you mentioned. Is it sponsored by Rand McNally?

Tonight I plugged the juke at my local watering hole and never got to hear this request... money wasted, so others could hit "Play Now" on some b.s.

It's been years of futilely searching for the proper way to describe this type of music. Thank you, Samer. I can now add "chode-rock" to my lexicon.

I heard this cover song for the first time last Friday. It's been in my head for days, so I figured sharing it with others couldn't hurt. It's Wrecking Ball by Hard Working Americans.

Immediately after his failed leaping attempt, Mr. Consbruck received a call from Gov. Scott Walker, encouraging him to blame Union.

So, it was a dual-purpose shooting range? The police should've just let the problem eventually eradicate itself.

The cameo by Eric Nies in Above The Rim makes me chuckle.

+1 Keying of a Humvee

"These guys used sledgehammers?!? They're supposed to RUN THROUGH THAT SHIT!!!"

Turn signals seem to baffle old people. Also, the concept of performing right and left turns in their vehicles at speeds above 7 MPH is one that is lost on them.

Underground-hip-hop-on-a-stick, Wisconsin-style.