Those lyrics were inspired by an article discussing how children were missing meals during the summer because they no longer had access to free school meals, and that was placed in comparison to another article about how a large portion of EBT was spent on snack or soda types of food.

The obese on welfare is compared immediately to those starving on the street. What better way to compare and contrast how the system is failing us than to show how it supplements those who don’t need more food to those who do need food.

The 3 or 4 lines about the “obese on welfare” undermine what you’re claiming the song is actually about. It would be dumb if he had only wasted one line on it.

They allowed him to “call in” his height weight and hair color, which is why he sounds more like Chris Hemsworth (6'3", 215 lbs) than what he really is, a short obese piece of shit with dyed hair (strawberry blonde my ass).

“he’s still crushing all of his competitors in the Republican presidential primary.”

I’m petty so I’m pretty peeved they allowed him to get away with that photo. Normal plebes would have to hold their head up and face the camera directly. Like a passport photo.

Were any of them ever linked to the numerous troll accounts with variations of “tomato” in the username?

“He wants the government to help him, but he doesn’t want the government to help other people.”

I mean, Danny McBride absolutely crushes the rest of the first half of the movie. It’s like 1993 Michael Jordan. The porno mag argument is on the Mt. Rushmore of comedy scenes for this century. Gotta watch at least up to that part.

Danny McBride is the best character by far. 

This is the End is an amazing kind of film; it has an insane cast of newly or soon to be famous people, plus great (real-life) tension between two key actors: Jonah Hill and Jay Baruchel (who channels his lack of fame relative to his peers brilliantly). It also lets everyone be bad in a loose kind of way that I’m not…

Again, these “some people” are literally social media nobodies.  I’m sure Bullock is disappointed to learn at least some of what she was told isn’t true but that’s an entirely separate conversation.  Not one serious person has suggested she return the Oscar.

One more, couldn’t resist:

That might be overstating it, but I think it led to him leaving the band.

And some really, REALLY aren’t.

More likely his “small” farm is actually a multimillion dollar operation. I get that Kid Rock “I’m a southern working man even though I grew up in a fucking mansion in Michigan” vibe 

“uh, no, do you?”

It’s not petty to want to ensure that if businesses are considered people according the SCOTUS that precedent shouldn’t only apply to right wing orgs not wanting to offer health care. Otherwise, there is no real hope of changing bigoted laws.