Noisy Pip's discussions

Not gonna lie, I scrolled right past the story to see if anyone else was pulled into clicking on this to see what the fuck is up with his nose?  Has it always looked like it does in that top image?  

HE DOES!  He’ll never be a real boy and his lack of soul is easily detected by looking into those dead eyes.  

Simple, succinct and spectacular.  10/10

Speaking of that Payday, I was sincerely disappointed we only had a small glimpse of the Payday bars Larry gave Harold when arriving in Boulder. Read more

I hate that I agree with you so strongly.  

Fingers crossed whoever molested (defaced?) that manatee was stupid enough to film themselves doing it.  I’m sure it was filmed; it just hasn’t been seen by a functioning, non-sociopathic person to spill the beans yet.  

I’ve never been so happy the penalties for mail theft are so strong. Does it count as mail theft when he stole a piece of mail from her desk? It does in my courtroom, but to be fair, my courtroom only consists of me, my cats and my BF.

It had to have come from in front of her, though, don’t you think? Based on the way she fell? It’s so tough now, because I don’t want to speculate too hard or to repeat what someone thinks on Twitter as verbatim, but I “read” they were trying to get into the room where people were being sequestered and it was one of… Read more

I saw it theorized last night after this phone call dropped that perhaps some of the governors had signed on to decertify the results *if* they could be kicked back to the states based on all the objections. Hence the “fix them up” comment. They wanted to push the timeline to get the results back to those complicit… Read more

I saw it mentioned yesterday about an aide grabbing those envelopes, too. Possibly it was on Pramila Jayapal’s (my rep!) statement after she had gotten to safety? I read so many - I wish I could remember where to provide you a source. It sounded like the aide just grabbed them reflexively and it wasn’t even something… Read more

I didn’t think the guy with the rifle shot, only that the person that shot her may have been aiming at the rifle guy, who was directly behind her.  

Thank you - I only watched it the one time. It makes me feel really morbid, especially knowing she has since died. I appreciate the clarification and acknowledge that we’re still not sure, but your take sounds as logical as any other I’ve heard.  

You’re welcome! I’m at work, so feel the same way. I’m refreshing this page and that page and this page and checking my Twitter on my breaks and still feeling out of touch. Read more

Really tough to tell in the video, but the guy behind her had a rifle of some type in his hand. They may have been shooting at that guy, who even though he had a rifle, was standing behind the woman. The video of the shooting can be found here. Read more

You can try to have that conversation to school these fucks, but they’ve already got their talking points in order. It wasn’t the Trump supporters doing this, but the three busloads of “antifa” that came to infiltrate. The tweet that started the spin began, of course, with “just spoke to a former FBI official who saw… Read more

I can always rely on my soon-to-be MIL to give me an idea of what “they’re” saying and so far, it’s that these definitely aren’t the Trump terrorists that he directly invited to go do the very thing they are doing, Nope! That would make sense and these people don’t live in a world of sense. According to her, it’s all… Read more

I think the shoulders on that shirt are fine, it’s the way the sleeves immediately billow out that looks deeply weird. Also, she should know that anyone who is even mildly chesty should learn to love a v-neck. Also, her hair is terrible for the shape of her face. Ahem. Read more

If Republicans had won the Senate and won the House in November, does anybody think that they would allow Biden to be sworn in? Why will they ever accept defeat in any election in the future? And what are Democrats supposed to do? How can you counteract, with electoral politics, a party that fundamentally does not… Read more

He’s seriously lucky if they’re considering sending him home so soon and I bet he knows it. Read more

I agree with this, except she’s stuck in Boulder and off-page for so much of the climax. She’s the actual mother of the future, but gets left out of the big hurrah. Read more