A grand jury heard evidence from prosecutors, and charged Trump and 18 of his associates

Thank you Giz for not making this a slideshow. 

Maybe read something independently, you dull fuck.

This is a “perfect indictment”!

Don’t forget all the interviews where he confesses to all his crimes.

At least the right had long-standing opinions on Roe vs. Wade. His feud with Disney is such a clear example of government overreach and retaliation against private business concerns that I doubt he’ll get favorable treatment from a judge who actually has traditional conservative beliefs. He would need a judge whose…

If a sitting Vice President could individually decide that a state’s election were invalid and assign those electors at his own whim, then Al Gore is the most selfless, principled, man that ever lived.

Please don’t feed the shitheads any attention. They know they’re wrong, they just don’t care.

If Newsmax won’t hire him he should consider becoming a slave. I hear he could develop some skills that he could use for his personal benefit later.

Not identical but along the same lines:

They've absolutely gone after day care centers so please stfu if you don't know how litigious Disney can and has been https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/daycare-center-murals/

Ron, Disney Lawyers go after preschools for daring to have a mural featuring Disney characters. You declared open war on the corporation. At what point did you think this was wise? Disney Lawyers don’t believe in mercy, the mafia is kinder then an angry Disney Lawyer.  Enjoy!

... Kai Leng should have been a revived Ashley or Kaiden, depending on who you left on Virmire. Tell me I'm wrong.

As I recall, Bioware’s data showed that most people let Ashley die. And since the choice was “bland guy” versus “an actual racist”, I think it was a pretty easy choice, even if it wasn’t as dramatic as they wanted it to be.

“You smell like a roll of nickels” lives rent-free in my mind.

“I’m now way . . . smarter than I used to be.”

Am I thinking of this wrong? Making bad comparisons? Please educate me!

The assholes that attacked the security guard need to be prosecuted for assault, and most of the people who stepped in to help out the guard should not be charged. However, the unhinged dude that came in swinging a chair (and smashing a woman over the head who was already on the ground) needs to be charged for assault…

This lifted my spirits in the way that a glimpse of a Twisted Tea can has since 2020. I needed this

Isn’t it funny how “race wars” and “race riots” are almost always started by white people? And I’m a white guy so I get to hear the shit you people say behind their backs.