She was diagnosed with COVID in March and passed away in July so that timeline does not add up at all.

Miller’s family hates him so much I wouldn’t be surprised if they mailed him grandma’s corpse holding a sign reading You did this

I would seriously laugh at this but then I have to remind myself that there 62 million white people and a fucking cable news channel that will defend this barely functioning piece of flab with the ferocity of a pack of wildebeests. I mean really white folks is it worth it? Actually fuck all of you because rather than…

The President was referring to his surroundings. The person interviewing him, Kayleigh McEnany (just off camera), the cameraMAN, the camera, and the monitor he used to see they were getting his good side.

Yeah, right. I have a cookbook right here in my very own kitchen. It says all the things I have to do, and the order I have to do them. I’m basically a chef, possibly even the best chef in the world, depending on what recipe I’m using.

This is a test literally given to see if you can orient yourself in time and space, and Dump is cackling about it like that crow I saw at work that pulled a hidden cheeto out of an air vent, ate it, and hopped around cawing about how brilliant he was.

And Trump’s people still doing shit like this:

My 5 year old wears his mask when told to do so without complaint. This is a nation of adult-babies.

I would think that his diaper keeps all of it out of his pants at least occasionally.

It’s also patently untrue. They don’t give you five words like that, they give you five completely unrelated words so you can’t use a memory aid to remember them. It’s more than likely that Trump just pointed out five things in his visual range, like Verbal Kint in Usual Suspects.

You missed the underlying issue here.

That’s his bar? Remembering 5 things for about 20 minutes and knowing what day it is? Jesus, then I should be supreme ruler of the galaxy, because being a chef requires retaining dozens of multi-step recipes at any given time, keeping a mental list of what items need to go out when, and the whole time, having to take…

Don’t cry for Heather. She’s already dead inside. 

Yeah, but he can’t actually make that brag.  

An equitable brag is, “Look, I did not shit my pants today!”

Precisely. And also: if your lungs are already so bad that wearing a mask is “intolerable” to you, stay the fuck home while a deadly respiratory virus is running rampant through the country.

In SoCal, we had a similar situation (mask wearers and non mask wearers fighting in a Ralph’s) and the worker pepper sprayed them.

I forego the mandarin oranges, always. Sometimes—but only if it’s all going to be eaten at its first serving, with no leftovers—I’ll add edamame, for a little protein fill; they get mealy and gross if they sit in that dressing in the fridge overnight. It’s also a good taco filler.

If they weren’t so lethal, I would have some empathy and sympathy for their low IQ, slow learning abilities and poor family upbringing.

When I first heard the story I said it was an attempted murder.  You can’t stomp on someone’s head with both feet at once and not be trying to kill them.