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And of course, those are the same motherfuckers who, if they were treated this way, would be suing the police department in seconds flat.

“The conduct displayed by Trooper Hewitt during the course of the traffic stop is not in agreement with the established standards of conduct required of a Virginia trooper. Nor is it characteristic of the service provided daily across the Commonwealth of Virginia by Virginia State Police personnel,”

No need for me to watch another video like this. (tired)

And of course, there are dumb motherfuckers in the comments of the tweet saying he should have just “complied.”

Fixed that picture for you

Everything is subjective to them. I have a shithead moron uncle that I hate. I got into an argument with him when he was claiming that Barack Obama wasn’t the president’s real name. He said he believed the released birth certificate was real, but someone at a bar had told him that it doesn’t say Barack Obama on it. I

That truck thing had to be all Trump’s idea. His campaign has raised more money than God, and they’re running it like an episode of Parks & Rec.

Well you say the Trumps don’t eat beans, but many people are saying Donald’s really into chickpeas.

If the amount of time needs to be proportional to the level of tragedy, we’ll all be dead before it’s mildly amusing.

Half the internet would be obsessed with Beangate. At Christmas my idiot uncle would say that He really isn’t into politics but he has wonder about what really happened in Beangazi.  Alex Jones would be yelling about how the beans made the frogs gay.  

It’s technically illegal, but then so’s about 95% of what this regime does on the daily, so... yes and no, depending.

I suspect that 80% of the immediate Trump family has never knowingly eaten any sort of bean in their lives. 



(I have no photoshop skills, I apologise - this was done in paint. Please just imagine it looks better than it does?)

It’s illegal

You gotta disrespect the crooked side hustle.

Well I say she’s full of beans!

The old man who can't stop thinking about thos beans.

On top of every other reason this is fucking dumb she ripped off her slogan from Smuckers.

I trust her guidance in this because she definitely seems like someone who shops for her own groceries and has worked hard to determine which brand of beans makes the dishes she prepares as good as can be.

This is actually a violation of the...*sigh*, oh, right. We don’t follow laws and standards anymore. *bigger sigh* *loud cursing*