Cementing the suspicion that I have terrible taste, I love Necco wafers. I also love the Sweethearts and all chalky textured candies.

As a girl who has never gone more than a year in my entire lifetime without at least one cat, as well as the person forever voted least likely to take risks, I refute this article with my own anecdotal evidence.

Lavender and lemon make the best combination.  It doesn’t pair so well with booze (to me), but a lavender lemonade is the BEST summertime drink on this Earth.  

I’m not ungreyed, so doubtful this will be seen, but how’s about everyone agrees to quit replying to these fucking trolls? 

So smug!

It’s funny, because while Tim on the BBC Office was truly a nice guy, Jim is much more of a “nice guy.” The moments where I enjoyed his character the most were in the scenes of him interacting with Dwight.

Bingo! If they can’t dramatically play victims, their lives just aren’t worth living.

I won’t stand for any besmirching of Dwight! He *is* kind of terrible, but he is also, by leaps and strides, the funniest character on the show.

Thank you for mentioning Dead Rising! Although it wasn’t scary, it was hands down one of the most stressful gaming experiences I’ve encountered.

Harrumph.  10 years younger and can’t make it happen after three years of trying and trying and trying to get one to stick for longer than the six week mark.

This needs so many more stars.

They do this in California, too. It is both jarring and wrong, but I recently discovered there is a reason why they do this.

Damn.  I knew I forgot an important one.  

They use her name like a reverse Candyman.

You are, of course, 100% correct. I initially started to make the distinction, but chucked it for the sake of keeping my comment concise.

While it undoubtedly has its problems, I’ve received word that the government is fully staffed with competent, earnest humans in the other timeline instead of the corrupted, sentient sacks of shit in this one.

I’m pretty sure I belong in the other timeline where the smiling lady on the left won. Can you direct me to the nearest portal?

People really flip out when you ask for cash.  I thought others who warned me were being dramatic, but it was no joke.  We registered for “Honeymoon” gifts, ie, cash via a website, but even that was too much for some people who really, really, really wanted to buy us stupid shit we didn’t need.

Above all else, do things the way you and your partner want to do them. I wanted no wedding shower, no wedding party, no walking me down the aisle, no first dance, no father/daughter dance, no cake smash in our faces and no garter toss.