The fact that I could get a Wendy’s combo meal with a Rick & Morty Portal Punch let me know it wasn’t going anywhere even as more and more dirt on Roiland came out. Too many companies have too much money caught up in this brand to let one guy stand in their way.

They put it right over home plate, just begging somebody to dog it.

That’s funny, because I am straight up not having a good time every time I watch Friends! [Insert Statler and Waldorf laughing here]

I’ve seen pretty much this exact thing happen at my local TB, only in the end an employee did go to the register to take the old crank’s order (Which was, of course, tremendously complicated and involved multiple substitutions and exclusions.)

Too many words in that headline:

It’s not blocking the intake or exhaust vents, but I went through...I think it was 4 XBox 360s lost to RROD? So I’m immediately skeptical of this.

Glad to see we’ve got our priorities in order.

Address all complaints to the Monsanto Corporation.

I enjoyed S2 more overall, but Varga is probably the best character in the series and the final scene of S3 has stuck with me since I saw it.

Remember: Elon doesn’t want to go to Mars himself. He wants other people to make that one-way trip so he can take credit for it.

She still reigns - in the records of House Bure, at least. She was just forced to flee to GAC where she could establish a new, more accepting (of her) fiefdom.

Imagine there’s no Wonder Woman 3

Just in the car, listening to old DatPiff mixes.

When NES TMNT was run at a GDQ like 6 or 7 years ago, I prepared myself for like 3 minutes of absolutely precise play when the runner got to the dam stage. My mind was blown when it turned out the runner’s strategy was to just...take damage. Swim through the electricity, touch the seaweed! It doesn’t actually do that…

I think the NYPD can find a little money in their budget for this.

They told Affleck that this Batman was going to Rastafied by at least 10%, and he knew it was the right time to walk away.

“It would’ve been totally dope, unique, unconventional, boss, fresh, challenging, balls-to-the-wall. Unfortunately NDAs prevent me from saying anything further.”

And Dennis Leary wonders why his music career didn’t take off.

Alabama Rep. Dale Strong issued a statement condemning Biden’s call, arguing that the administration is “ignoring what is best for our nation’s security and is instead using their woke agenda to make this decision.”

And let’s’ talk about these pathetic Crisis Actor’s Guild residual checks...