Remember: Elon doesn’t want to go to Mars himself. He wants other people to make that one-way trip so he can take credit for it.

She still reigns - in the records of House Bure, at least. She was just forced to flee to GAC where she could establish a new, more accepting (of her) fiefdom.

Imagine there’s no Wonder Woman 3

Just in the car, listening to old DatPiff mixes.

When NES TMNT was run at a GDQ like 6 or 7 years ago, I prepared myself for like 3 minutes of absolutely precise play when the runner got to the dam stage. My mind was blown when it turned out the runner’s strategy was to just...take damage. Swim through the electricity, touch the seaweed! It doesn’t actually do that…

I think the NYPD can find a little money in their budget for this.

They told Affleck that this Batman was going to Rastafied by at least 10%, and he knew it was the right time to walk away.

“It would’ve been totally dope, unique, unconventional, boss, fresh, challenging, balls-to-the-wall. Unfortunately NDAs prevent me from saying anything further.”

Ed Zitron had a great overview of this on his Substack recently:

And Dennis Leary wonders why his music career didn’t take off.

Alabama Rep. Dale Strong issued a statement condemning Biden’s call, arguing that the administration is “ignoring what is best for our nation’s security and is instead using their woke agenda to make this decision.”

And let’s’ talk about these pathetic Crisis Actor’s Guild residual checks...

We already have the perfect Magic 8 Ball movie, no need to reinvent the wheel here:

It’s just Divertor 24/7 these days.

Listen pal, us 230 million are gonna drop dead en masse any day now, and won’t you look foolish then.

I heard that they tried to put him in the game, but the resulting character model was simply too...

He looks like 50% of the white southern male population, so I don’t think the substances being abused are anything more exotic than alcohol and high-fat foods.

Multiverse of Madness felt very much like a movie where 75% of the film was handled by Marvel’s go-to Second Unit team, and then every 15 minutes or so Raimi would step in and say “Let me take a crack at this sequence, I’ve got a camera trick I’ve been wanting to try.”

You know damn well that only happens if and when you add Kurt Angle to the mix

I deactivated my account the day I got a prompt for a new EULA about X Corp. That was confirmation that he really did have a big (stupid) plan for his “everything app,” and I wanted no part of it.