I used to reference that PSA to my parents all the time (Not re: drugs,) and they had no idea what I was talking about. That spot was nearing the tail end of its life when I was old enough to form memories, so it must have been airing for the entirety of their early 30's.

Remember when snitches got stitches and ended up in ditches?

They could’ve been Freejacked.

I’ve said it time and again at this point: Sony has a contract that gives them the film rights to one of the world’s most popular and recognizable comic heroes, maybe half a dozen associated characters that could conceivably carry their own mid-budget movie, and then hundreds upon hundreds of plot devices with names…

Roiland really thought his strategy of “Voice the main character and you’ve got job security for years” couldn’t fail, but he forgot about how his own ethos of “Just make the main character a sci-fi wizard who can basically do magic to justify any gag or story necessary” made him expendable.

This dude sucks

All gas, no brakes.

Unfortunately, rogue elements of the (((WOKE MOB))) illegally hooked their nefarious solar panels and wind turbines into Texas’ precious, protected grid as an act of terrorism.

Sony is so transparently convinced/delusional about the “Sinister Six” being more or less literally the same as “The Avengers,” and that putting all the villains into one movie will be equally successful at the box office. Look, it’s a big team-up of Marvel characters, they operate under one marketable name, it HAS…

...they’re thieves.

Clone High

We’ve entered the “It’s not a bug, it’s a feature!” stage of blockbuster filmmaking. Awesome.

Paparazzi such as, for example, Bo (Zazie Beetz), a woman who just wants to snap that $30,000 photo of Mazey so she can make her goddamn rent and get her obnoxious flatmate off her case for the first time in forever.

The story resolution was only a disappointment if you weren’t paying attention to the narrative that was laid out in front of it and instead expected the show to pay off your own personal expectations/headcanon narrative. A lot like Lost.

It takes a special kind of square to manage having a very, very successful career in entertainment/comedy and yet still be compelled to “NUH-UH” your friend’s goofy story about smoking weed and spending money. “I would NEVER do those things! I am a RESPONSIBLE boy, fiscally and otherwise!”

I’d like to thank The Idol for giving TV critics everywhere a chance to bare their fangs and just go wild. The Defector review has been my favorite so far; the opening paragraph alone is like “This show is bad, and I’m going to get to it, but first I’d like to publicly execute Sam Levinson for Art Crime.”

Reddit’s going to start sending Pinkertons to users’ houses, threatening to break their fingers if they don’t start posting again. (And so help you if they find out you’ve got an ad blocker turned on.)

My money is on “Kenny is killed at the start of the story DLC - before uttering a word of dialogue - to establish the threat.”

“Uhh we only sell your data to the Good Guys.”

The Sky People deserve to suffer for the destruction of Home Tree their slaughter of the Tulkun denying me a return trip to Pandora for another year.