“I’m sorry, we’re all outta bananas.”

Which is why all five of my wives thought I was a saint.

The key to getting people to do something on TikTok is to call it “The [X] Challenge.” If you could get The Regular-Ass Water Challenge (“Can YOU handle drinking a pint glass of tap water? And yes, you CAN take the ice option”) trending you could put a stop to this nonsense in a week.

Well I’m sure it’s going to be followed by a ban on all physical products manufactured in China, and a ban on any businesses who carry said products. For protection.

For the latter, Landis dropped a Pinto 1,200 feet from a helicopter!

I think the concern is less that Tom doesn’t stop talking about it and more that he sells you on it in under an hour. Like “Signed over the deed to your house to the Church, packing a bag for a month on the Sea Org until you go Clear” sold.

Elon is inextricable from Tesla’s brand - by his design! - and the damage is done. Teslas might as well ship from the factory with pre-applied bumper stickers promoting race science and crappy pronoun “jokes” now.

I think we can all agree:

The daytime TV market is dying off/consolidating even more rapidly than network primetime. Clarkson’s show is one of the few major syndicated shows left.

He’s faced lots of flack for his rapid-fire, back and forth changes to Twitter over the past few months, and also from Tesla investors for spending so much time working on the social platform and not his car company.

Twitter Rolls Out Encrypted Messaging, Don’t Trust It

You forgot the most important thing about Hennigan’s: You don’t smell like booze after you drink it.

*For bodyguards, by Bodyguards (And Charlie.)

“STOP RESISTING”
“HE’S GOT A CHEESE KNIFE”
[blam blam blam blam blam]

Or do, if that’s your kick; who are we to judge

Sum 41 Year Olds

I used to read about Milton Hershey and his school in Coronet magazine, or some other crap the girls left by the toilet.

“Saddlesore Galactica” is the episode when the show lost me as a first-run viewer forever. It represents a point when the show’s production team assumed they were on the brink of cancellation, simply because a show running more than 10 years at that time was unheard of, and the old guard had left the series (whether…

Principal Skinner is my favorite Simpsons character. I love “The Principal and the Pauper” and always have. It’s not a bad episode and is not a demarcation point for the show’s decline.

But what if you can’t convince your friends to share (get new ones) or you end up going with your gut and making the safe choice? If you’re still hungry, order your second choice at the end of the meal, sort of like a savory dessert.