*For bodyguards, by Bodyguards (And Charlie.)

“STOP RESISTING”
“HE’S GOT A CHEESE KNIFE”
[blam blam blam blam blam]

Or do, if that’s your kick; who are we to judge

Sum 41 Year Olds

I used to read about Milton Hershey and his school in Coronet magazine, or some other crap the girls left by the toilet.

“Saddlesore Galactica” is the episode when the show lost me as a first-run viewer forever. It represents a point when the show’s production team assumed they were on the brink of cancellation, simply because a show running more than 10 years at that time was unheard of, and the old guard had left the series (whether…

Principal Skinner is my favorite Simpsons character. I love “The Principal and the Pauper” and always have. It’s not a bad episode and is not a demarcation point for the show’s decline.

But what if you can’t convince your friends to share (get new ones) or you end up going with your gut and making the safe choice? If you’re still hungry, order your second choice at the end of the meal, sort of like a savory dessert.

Are we talking worldwide? Because I’d bet on this one sputtering out around $80m domestic.

Biff! Pow! F*ck! Comics Aren’t Just For Kids Anymore

Because somebody at Marvel signed a bad contract 35 years ago that gives Sony the film rights to hundreds of Marvel characters, a roster consisting of Spider-Man and then all the people that Spider-Man occasionally talks to/punches. A little issue like “Having the rights to the actual character of Spider-Man now mired…

Riboflavin is the essential vitamin of time travel. Without a megadose of riboflavin, you could end up stuck in the time vortex:

I was never a fan of the main site, but I read the entire Rotten Library two or three times when I was in college. Kind of like Dirtbag Wikipedia.

I...hate the aggression all around.

A Crumbl opened up just down the block from my office a while back. I went there with my coworkers and paid $5 for a single, very large peanut butter cookie. It was decidedly “okay” and I’m in no rush to return. (Also, the whole “Let me show you the cookie and ask if it looks okay” routine feels like a lab-devised psyc…

I think this post just won a Humanitas Award.

So a game where, on the first point scored against you, one teammate will quit and the other will immediately vote to concede (before quitting.)

Even weirder was the show it became - in the last few years, it changed from a standard late night format to a show where Daly was doing remote wraparounds at locations across NYC that set up pre-taped, edited profiles of emerging/lesser known artists and performers. A bizarre show, but you knew immediately why it was…

Reggie Watts named this date for the end of the series on a Comedy Bang Bang episode over two months ago...and I guess nobody picked up on it since then. A testament to how much people are concerned about when we’ll be losing the comedic thrills of Corden’s Late Late Show.

Wow, this is...this is a black day for baseball.