Sorry, you’re not convincing me there’s a better frozen waffle than an Eggo.

That book contains one of the most evocative phrases alluding to an off-screen sex act I’ve ever read; when I first encountered it as a wide-eyed naif I had to turn it over in my head a few times to grapple with the implications.

Kotaku reached out to T-Pain and Respawn for comment.

Kids with $1.1m lying around. It’s a surprisingly large market!

I wish PCF all the best, but Outriders was one of the most genuinely unpleasant gaming experiences I’ve ever had. Mechanically, it had a lot going for it, but when I was 45 minutes into the game and being driven through a gate covered in maimed, crucified bodies as it’s explained that the last survivors of Earth have…

The hardest parts of being a movie producer:

“Oh, he is the unwelcome thief of Press Your Luck. You don’t want to meet THAT guy...he’ll take ALL your money!”
“That’s what I was afraid of.”

6) Do they have slideshows in Westeros? Or is that a secret magicks only known to the shadowbenders of Asshai?

Tom Hanks, That Thing You Do!

If you ever need to explain America in the early 00's/Dubya Administration era to a person, just show them a photo of 9/11 and then that Paris Hilton Hardee’s ad. “Yeah, so, we went from this to this in the span of a little more than three years.”

Ah yes; back in the pre-inflation glory days when the pitch was that you’d pay six whole dollars for a burger of that size and quality at a “sit-down” restaurant. Looking at the online ordering for the nearest Hardee’s to me, the “Original Angus Burger,” as it’s now branded, is going to run you...$5.99 a la carte.

It’s the slice that makes it nice.

Taco Bell is, indeed, one of the only veg-friendly fast food options in the US. That said, black beans as the protein aren’t necessarily suited for every dish (Burritos? Great! Tacos? Not so much), and some items greatly benefit from the textural addition of...textured plant protein.

He doesn’t need 5 minutes to score it, he needs 5 minutes to make it. He’s Meth Macgyver (“Methgyver.”)

Based on the reaction to the trailer: lots of people, I imagine.

I remember I went to see Hercules that summer with my grandmother and the rich kids she nannied. Because the rich kids’ parents were footing the bill for the outing, we got an extra large popcorn and giant sodas...the works. Every single snack container had “TITANIC - SUMMER” on it in huge letters, and it felt like…

Cole and Lonmoth are both lesser houses (though based on a quick consultation of the ASOIAF wiki I believe Lonmoth might have been held in slightly higher esteem.) Criston, however, is in the Kingsguard, which is a position of extremely high honor - members forfeit any hereditary lands or titles, like the Night’s…

Market research shows that Millennials want to feel youthful, extreme and nostalgic, but they’re also painfully aware of their rapidly decaying metabolisms. Diet Surge addresses this vital soda demographic.

I think Queen Alicent is going to make it fall off...from over-use.