Counterpoint: This just demonstrates the proportion of Halo’s playerbase that has absolutely no interest in customization at all. It’s true that the vast majority of the customization is locked behind the paywall, but there’s a decent amount of default options to give your character a little personality that simply…

Clem Hoately (Willem Dafoe)

Breaking into the Museum of Civilization to steal that Atari Lynx 2. (Purely as a display piece, even in a world with plentiful AAs I wouldn’t bother playing it.)

SCOTUS will eagerly take this case up to Divertor their wack-ass rulings rolling back abortion access/removing all remaining voter protections.

Actually it was on MTV2, during the era of their “Two-headed Dog” rebrand.

Call this “The Dwayne Rock Johnson Effect.” His solo efforts tend to debut relatively big and fall off immediately, but stick him in a franchise that’s already got mileage on it and he apparently acts as a multiplier.

It’s not like Mario is this beloved character

You’re forgetting Jurassic World, which was briefly the
third highest-grossing domestic film of all time (And now sits at #7 due to subsequent Disney/Marvel releases pushing it down the list.) Of course, that out-of-control success was primarily nostalgia-driven, Fallen Kingdom was still a major hit but it grossed…

Not as weird as a food with both “Butt” and “Finger” in the name that you can buy at most general merchandise retailers.

I am vaccinated, but I haven’t had a booster and within the last 72 hours I came down with a cold(?) so bad I had to get a COVID test to make sure I didn’t have a breakthrough case. This illness comes just a few days after my office’s first major in-person work event in two years, where I (masked) was dealing…

Yes, as a Selfish Millennial with an interest in “not dying of a highly-contagious disease” this theatrically-released film just didn’t resonate with me, for some reason.

You know when you see a human interest puff piece on your local news about the nonagenarian who still works a day job? It’s always some 98-year-old guy who goes to the bus depot at 4 AM, five days a week, to clean the bathroom floors with a toothbrush and the same Borax solution he’s used since before The War. On his…

A friend and I waited outside of the Wal-Mart near his apartment for most of the afternoon with maybe 20 other diehards. Around sundown, the manager seemingly realized that having a line of people shivering in the cold right outside the entrance was a bad look, gave us all tickets based on our position and had us…

The clickthrough rate would be even higher if the headline simply read “Pissy Shitties.”

They paid for it with .095 Bitcoin up-front and an exclusive series of 933 “Based Doge” NFTs that are guaranteed* to see a 1000% increase in value with time


*guarantee not guaranteed

Every news article about Mel Gibson should be required to end with a section of his more “colorful” quotes. Unredacted.

Losing Joe Jackson and The Fixx bum me out on Flash; ditto Bambatta on Wildstyle; “Obsession” is the only Wave 103 song I’ll really miss. (Well, that and DJ Adam First’s hyperbolic introduction of “Cars” that ended with a very dramatic “Ladies and Gentlemen: GARY NUMAN.”)

I probably listened to both of the talk radio stations in Vice City until I’d heard all the bits at least half a dozen times...and if I was jumping stations and heard Pastor Richards building up to retelling the plot of Red Dawn (“What’re you gonna do, put a buncha STICKS in yah hair, call yahselves th’ WOLVERINES?”)…

Yeah, wood may be good, but the liveries are where it’s at. If you aren’t immediately searching under the “Cartoon” tag and putting an elaborate anime or Simpsons skin on your ride the second you start driving it, you’re playing Horizon incorrectly.

Far from it; If I had to guess my money would be that it came out of an early-to-mid 90's issue of Southern Living magazine.