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Why would the dutch get involved in russia threatening denmark?

For a bout a year I drove a late 80s GMC crew cab with the long bed AND an extra tall box on it. I hated that truck, it was impossible to park, reversing down even the shortest straightest roads became a chore, and i never once sat a human in the back seats.

mmm modern safety standards

Its a lovely feeling driving along in a 51 power wagon knowing the only thing to keep you from becoming a red smear in the result of a rollover is the windshield framing.

Not gonna help the driver much all the way back there in a crew cab. That thing rolls he's still squashed

I took that cab, guy gave me a bunch of money to hold for his cousin, a nigerian prince, and just asked for my account and routing numbers so he could transfer more in later. Nice guy

exactly. Family hauling trucks are a huge cash cow for the big 2.5, and thats just how they'd like to keep it

Cant get the colorado in standard cab in the US. I expect the ranger will be the same. And extended cabs are just as bad nowadays.

A truck should have two doors and seating for 3

America loves it some mid-size sedans. Wagons might be more practical and crossovers are now outselling the humble four-door, but mid-sizers remain the chariot of choice for a massive swath of the population. Nearly every automaker offers one and each comes in dozens of flavors, so how do you pick the best? We’re here

dude refrigerators are bonkers

its a box in my house where its magic winter inside all the time so milk lasts more than 7 hours and i can eat that hamburger i had half of on thursday without dying of sepsis

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i;ve already formulated opinions about all these other cars

the kia is the only dark horse for me honestly

Crew Cab Only = No Dice

if i want the ability to seat five i'll buy a car

I'd like a full sized bed without extending into the next zip code

Yes, ford carries no blame for the establishment of the chicken tax...

right but they make more money forcing everyone up to the f series than they would attracting new buyers but having 1/3 of the f150 buyers get a ranger with lower profit margin

I don't know what these are called

i hate these

over towards toronto maybe but once you leave windsor city limits its nothing but wind turbines and agriculture to the horizon

In rural ontario?

Maybe its secret code.

secret CRIME code

you've been implicated in the very thing you implied was rare

OH THE IRONY

Is it the cold? Is it the cold that somehow freezes the parts of their brains that should make Canadians into assholes? Is that why, when you hear that a guy driving drunk pulled over and called the cops on himself, it's not a shock to hear he's Canadian? Maybe it's something in poutine?

WAIT new guys at auto plants make 38k a year, and old guys do like 58!?!?!

holy shit, i'm in the wrong line of work. Fuck off molecular biology i'm gonna go build camrys.

I'm sitting around splitting my time between Jalopnik and hardcore genetic manipulation 60 hours a week for fucking 30k while i could be smoking weed

This would be less surprising if the mirage wasn't so eyebleedingly ugly holy shit