Yes, my friends and I all think that the make-up person does her face like this on purpose, and the make-up person + all other behind the scenes people at the WHPBs are laughing their asses off.

We survived the Bowling Green Massacre....so...there’s that, I guess?

Even if Warren did lie about her heritage, she never used it for any sort of personal gain, not on admissions forms for school, not on a job application, nothing. The only time it’s come up is when the Crimson noticed that she used it as her ethnicity in the ABA “facebook”, for lack of a better term. It’s a backhanded…

Eh the daily noise is just that, the daily noise.

Well, there was a civil war about this sort of thing, sorta. The good guys won in the end, but it wasn’t fun for anyone involved. So, is there hope? Sure.

In today’s White House press briefing, Press Secretary Sarah Sanders defended the president’s comments, arguing that “Pocahontas” is not a racial slur and that the president’s comments were not disrespectful to the men being honored. “Why did he feel the need to say something offensive to many people?” one reporter…

First, it would mean admitting something is wrong, which everyone in this shit-show is loath to do.

This. Everybody needs to stop feeling sorry for her. This is the type of shit that happens when you marry for money. She needs to grow the fuck up and inhabit the job held by Eleanor fucking Roosevelt and Michelle freaking Obama or abdicate the role in favor of Ivanka or Ivana. It’s not an unprecedented move.

She’s becoming as insufferable as her husband. There are worst things in the world then being that goddamn First Lady. I would love to be greeted by ballerinas dancing to Tchaikovsky’s Waltz of the Flowers. The White House at Christmastime is magical. Can’t she suck it up and act like a grown-up for the 4 weeks out of…

I just feel like its too late to join more clubs especially with my schedule (honors thesis and RA job) I actually had to quit SGA because I was so busy. One of my friends has some close guys friends so maybe I should hang out with her group from study abroad sometime

Thank you I think I needed to hear that before I decided to do something stupid. I’m just worried that I am never going to find someone who thinks I am pretty and wants to take things slow with me. I constantly go back and forth about getting it over with or continuing to hold out.

This drama confuses me. The “smoking gun” screenshots do not help. So...I don’t think I can make any correct decision or non-decision

Its a little insane at times guess that’s what happens when you throw a couple thousand overachievers together and nobody is the big fish anymore.

I’m 24 years old and unkissed, and I guess the best advice I can formulate is the importance of being kind to yourself and recognizing that there is no schedule to our lives. Your first kiss is nobody’s business but your own— you needn’t disclose it to your first kissee, nor account for having not kissed to anyone.…

I’m trying to not be too cynical here, but your friends are probably exaggerating, or you have a particularly serendipitous group! Honestly, most people’s is drunk at party. I’d just go for it if it’s something that makes you selfconscious (it shouldn’t, but that’s easy to say from the outside).

Not to put too fine a point on it but they’re now practicing the same behavior they’re condemning. Plus, Mr. Passive-Aggressive is a misogynistic asshole who has to crow his thirsty little opinions on every fucking Jez story. ;)

tbh I’m pretty certain the people who’ve convinced themselves their first kiss was some sort of transcendent experience must have been drunk/high

I’m forever grey so idk if anyone will see this but I could use some advice. I’m 21 and I’ve never been kissed. I don’t get crushes often and I’m not the prettiest flower in the garden and super shy/awkward so its just never happened for me. It never used to bother me but since I am graduating in spring I am starting…

Yeah, there’s some high quality passive-aggressive self-righteousness going on tonight.

I really wanted to give up today. I’m just too much of a wimp to do anything about it.