But some may need a shrink to make his stans understand that Trump never served. I had a Trumpanzee tell me that, of course, Trump had served, she’d seen lots of pictures of him in uniform.

We quit having our cat’s food delivered to our apartment because of the appalling amount of packaging—you’d think it was shipment of Ming vases, not Seafood Supper For Expensive Bladder Condition. Now I order it online, it gets delivered with everything else to our vet, and we ride the bus up and pick it up.

Counterpoint: I love Miranda but I would love more a solid moratorium on anybody in the entertainment business entering politics

I think someone is sitting in the room with him, holding the phone, while he watches his Fox morning shows. Editing his own tweets as he dictates them.

Kelly will tighten up the office and the staff, but he can’t ever manage Trump for long. The more success Kelly has, the more the media will talk about his success, the more he will be seen as controlling Trump. That perception will nag at Trump until he literally can’t help but act out. Every single time.

Do you think it can last though? Every few weeks we’re promised that a new, more professional administration is just around the corner and then something happens that rattles Mr Orange’s cage and we’re back to square one.

Let me know when I can buy two stalks of celery instead of a whole bunch I won’t use before it goes bad.

Seriously. Preach.

Law. That’s law stuff. In the states I don’t think you have students but in Canada most provinces require a 9-12 month “articling” period under supervision before you are a full lawyer. It’s kinda like an intern, or a 9-12 month job interview, so the harassment is a lot more predatory than a partner fucking an…

I thought the Polanski/Allen support outside of the industry was primarily from male film buffs?

Exactly.

Re: Tillerson: I bet I know why!

This goes for every industry. I’ve known partners who sexually harassed STUDENTS allowed to quietly leave the firm with great recommendations and their entire book of business, so they can go down the street and harass students at the next office. Repeat ad nauseum.

I watch Blackish. I don’t watch anything with Charlie Sheen and never have. You want me to give Chris Brown ‘a break’... why? And do you think that him beating up Rihanna was the most recent violent thing he did?

Right. I’m (kind of) all for a well-done, yet offensive joke.

Oh god it’s so frustrating to talk with edgelord comic douches. Like yes, I think nothing should be off-limits in comedy, and (and motherfuckers, and) you should get raked over the coals if you screw up. Just because it’s off limits doesn’t make it funny (saddly for many edgelords, it does, this is their version of a…

That first excerpt from his book seems to say that we are where we are today because the GOP was obsessed with discredited Obama instead of governing for 8 years. Remember when the Dixie Chicks were shamed for saying something negative about Bush because no matter who the president is you have to respect him? I hear…

McCain and Flake are both very good at pointing their stubby white fingers at the problem without doing a goddamned thing to fix it. Nice job Arizona.

It’s good to see that, over the last six months that he could have shown principled and vocal defiance to unapologetically rebuke the actions of his party’s leadership, he has been busy writing a book about how important it is to show principled and vocal defiance to unapologetically rebuke the actions of his party’s…

Gee, an Arizona senator who talks big but falls in line when it counts. I feel like I’ve heard this song before.