My brain automatically substitutes “We’ll Meet Again” for whatever this is, and my life is the richer for it.

Plus the pretty open knowledge that he was the one who got Arrested Development cancelled / killed the movie by making absurd demands for more and more money when he was easily the worst part of that show all along. And that rant while in full Mrs Featherbottom drag castigating the entire back-of-house for the…

She’s the one who thinks it’s cute that she almost killed somebody by using a sacred rock to scratch her ass, yeah?

I have to almost admire this. I want to put them all in a Tennessee Williams living museum and just gawp through the one-way glass.

They once last-minute made Cody stay home from a family Disney trip because he didn’t respond how they wanted to a “prank.”

Prisons are crammed choc-a-bloc full of the dumb sociopaths. When you meet one in the wild they’re at least smart enough to fake it, but overall sociopathy has no bearing on intelligence.

That seems too powerful and aspirational (tee hee) to me but I like the vomit angle.

Almost as insane as interpreting mild disappointment as an “attack.”

See now, THIS makes the Clinton book tour all worthwhile. I just hope no shitheads actually try something, because whatever my personal feelings about everything else, homegirl has been through enough JFC.

Like when we’re told to never criticize Hillary Clinton.

Me, I’ll say it. I voted for him in the primary and as long as he holds office, anything he does will get an undue amount of attention. But I find it a little distasteful when I see him mugging on the talk show circuit again. And I find this book tour a little distasteful.

I’d love to hear more from Hillary if it involved where we should go from here, addressing some of the issues within the party, finding a new role that doesn’t just involve rehashing a bitter and divisive year.

Temperature norms are no joke either. I had a family from Honduras staying with me one winter, and they tripled my electrical bill by setting space heaters to 85 and then leaving the house for 4 days straight.

My car is one of the last to require your keys be IN the ignition and not sitting on the roof. The day it dies is the day I switch to zipcar for good. I goddamn hate these new app-cars. 

At specifically five, not four, injections of spooge per week. If you didn’t want to make a scientific study of it, maybe don’t go implying smug certainty over shit you actually haven’t studied at all. It’s super gross to tell other women that a penis is the solution to all their skin problems.

Additional thought occurs: Do you find lesbians more or less likely overall to suffer from moderate to severe acne?

Brandless takeout containers with black bottoms and clear lids.

Brandless takeout containers with black bottoms and clear lids.

And it definitely wasn’t because of any other lifestyle change that might accompany a new relationship, nope, lets all order jizz off the internet, that will end great.

Coffee and Cigarettes had people in ankle-length fur coats in summer “for the AC”. Both my parents are SoCal creatures to their bones and laughed their refrigerated asses off.

It’s for the air conditioning. Do you even SoCal?