I guess I shouldn’t judge, I read a fair amount of Anne Rice as a kid.

Any relationship that begins with a sparkle vampire breaking into a teenage girl’s bedroom to watch her sleep is, shockingly, not going to get any LESS gross over time.

I voted for her in the general and would do so ten million more times before ever considering pulling the lever for Trump but SO MUCH THIS.

As I understand it “fancy dress” is seen as more of a goof, like a Halloween costume.

That kind of reasoning got us the whole toxic Netanyahu clan. Can we maybe not?

It’s really just a cubby under the stairs, but a good place to stash the fire safe and whatnot.

Hmm, I don’t have the as-builts on my phone but here’s an example, the tiny window is wedged in where the original foursquare meets the first extension.

Yeah in my hoi-polloi abode any lego room would necessarily double as a hallway or bedroom... I’m just not cut out to be Amway-rich, QQ

Aw thanks <3 I was totally charmed by the house too, but if everyone felt the same way I never could have afforded it.

My mom’s family somehow managed 6 kids with one bathroom but I have heard many stories about how much it sucked. I feel like square footage is more flexible than bathrooms, especially when all but one of the kids were girls. Yeesh.

I just spent a solid 5 minutes trying to envision a barrier that would prevent legos from getting tracked out of the room. Maybe a door threshold with tall slightly sticky rubber strands that you could wade through without tripping, but would nab the plastic caltrops off your shoes or slippers before they went off on…

Oh absolutely. My mom has hoarder tendencies and right now my biggest room is heaped with clothes that almost all need to be thrown out. (Charities don’t want moth holes.) And there are two storage pods on the way because nobody else in the family wants Mom’s stuff.

My boy is too smart for anyone’s good and thinks shoes mean he can sneak out the back door (he gets supervised yard time in part so if he sneaks out, he knows what home is like from the outside). Even flip-flops mean an hour of howling and door-scrabbling, minimum.

Not gonna lie, if I had kids or liked human beings enough to consider having them, I would set up a dedicated lego room soooo fast.

You blew my fucking mind with #1 and after that was like the last 15 minutes of 2001.

My house has mad windows because it’s a long skinny choo-choo train. The original foursquare predates 1860 and most of the walls were exterior at some point, so some are even just between interior rooms. It’s a bonkers funhouse maze and I love it.

I mean I have to step in litter when I load the washing machine (my monsters are both compulsive diggers) but otherwise I kind of do with 1/10 the space. After that, what the hell’s it all for?

Same, except I live alone and find the excess space pretty humiliating. I do not get this. Living in 800sft and sharing with my mother during renovations was a little tight, but I feel like 1200 would be plenty and 2100 is just wasteful.

Also a lesser concentration of fuckboys who are likely to judge her for just being busy with other things, goddamn.

The concentration ca— I mean, the detention centers are for-profit. The long wait times are a feature, not a bug.