haha, well now I’m taking you out of the greys so everyone will know your secret.

Dexter’s dad shows up with a new game called Master Computer that he “bought for a nickel from a gypsy

Obligatory.

“If the ref didn’t want to be assaulted, he shouldn’t have been in that situation. Or dressed that way.”

Peep my SoundCloud fam

looks like he was playing my mixtape

Chinese gangs have a long history of claiming the hatchet as their go-to weapin of choice. They were brutal, efficient, iconic and concealable weapons, as useful for smashing through a door or destroying a few tables to make a point as they were for hacking rival gangs apart in the tight city alleyways where the rough…

This looks like a parody of the Scooby gang as they would appear on Family Guy in a cutaway joke.

“Napping? That guy didn’t look Puerto Rican.”

*sigh*...well, there’s another $150 missing from my account.

I feel like this show has only recently hit its stride... and now it’s getting cancelled of course.

I agree. The clear goal here was stall, stall, stall, stall, stall until it’s late enough that you can believably say you’re going to bed, and then pray the Tom Brady decision comes early tomorrow morning.

Yeah, it’s 510-300-xxx, but I’m guessing it won’t work because I am in the hills in a place with very bad service, but please feel free to try!

From: Tony
To: Kevin
Time: 11:45 PM

It’s not really heard of for a player under contract to just refuse to play at all because he wasn’t transferred. Not only is that really bad for your value going forward, as you don’t get the production opportunities and lose your fitness level, but you develop a reputation as someone who may well do the same thing…

Isn’t it really your move? The streets of America are paved with gold! Come on over and start a new life.

I believe I’m the best instagram intern in the league.

- RGIII Intern

I’m amazed the intern could recognize a little heart considering how much time he spends around RGIII and the rest of the Redskins.

Sad thing is his best friend saying that he wasn’t dangerous, he was just arrested like 15 times for things, in his own words, that adults don’t usually get arrested for.