This just in:

Do they come in beige?
You know, for irony.

Because it’s revenue, and they love money. Just like Jobs.

How about just an automatic smart tint windshield?

Really, REALLY. I swear ya’ll stay trying to vilify this man.

He’s on par with KILL ALL IMMIGRANTS, I WOULD FUCK MY DAUGHTER SHE’S SO HOT, YOU’D LOOK GOOD ON YOUR KNEES, LETS BOMB THE WORLD FOR OIL Donald Trump.

The Hyperbole on Jez always fucks me up. Kanye is not like Trump, because Kanye actually has a fucking…

Tracy Ellis Ross was on WWHL a couple of months ago and she was asked about her friendship with Kanye. She responded that she is very close friends with him, that he’s a wonderful person and friend, and that he’s extremely misunderstood. She always comes across so level-headed I can’t help but believe her.

In a heartbeat.

He just seems like a very sensitive person who does not think about what he is saying at all. Not before, not during, not after. My favorite part was when he said something like “Artists! It’s about how you feel!”

Better option than anything the Republicans could puke up.

I liked it. Partially cause it was the most unscripted-ish thing I've seen on a award show for a while and partially cause a lot of what he said was true. If convuluted.