noidontlikewatermelon
NoIDontLikeWatermelon
noidontlikewatermelon

wait... i keep reading and re-reading the story and i can’t seem to spot the part where the mustang drives into the crowd...

Cannot unsee.

Something to package in with their fiber service maybe...

I mean, by that logic basically everything is addictive.

It’s really not that hard. Cigarettes are addictive by nature. Sunbathing is not addictive by nature, but some people might get addicted to it.

well, with a record like 0-40, it is safe to assume the management staff has no clue what the fuck they are trying to achieve and the team itself has no balls to speak up to help improve their performance. This is just shitty management with nonchalant employees, they are just happy they getting paid to play games.

why are you defending a racist/sexist?

I got on Moviepass because I got three months as a gift. Apparently, the way Moviepass handles gift subscriptions running out is to make your account inactive, which means you can’t log into the app (even though you can log into the website) which means you can’t update your payment method, which means you are forced

On a run: the smallest sliver of football must touch the invisible world-spanning plane for it to be a touchdown.

Am I a scumbag for liking the light up logo?

‘also had a fight with his ex-girlfriend’ - way to underplay the battery conviction he got for beating the shit out of the woman. But hey, he didn’t rape her so kudos.

Hahaha.

“I didn’t read what you wrote but I disagree with it.”

Wait, do white people not know what Black and Milds are? How can you not know what they are?????

When you are purposely trying to get pregnant, seeing other folks get pregnant without trying fucks with your head. Because purposely getting pregnant can take some work. You take fertility tests everyday to see when the optimal time to fuck is, you have to purposely reduce your anxiety levels and that just reminds

BMW would also like to participate :

Now how the fuck does the amount of time it has sat help this gentleman see it any better? What, he’s just doing laps?

I kept picturing this guy shooting the video:

“Seth would do much better to not turn this into his personal Trump or GOP pulpit.”

What parts do you think were tone deaf/offensive?

I thought they handled fgm and cultural/moral relativity in a pretty deft (and funny) way. And I’m a cultural anthropologist who has to teach these topics to university kids all the time.