It’s too early to call, but Ohtani’s blister may become one of the most revolutionary blisters in the game of baseball. A kind of blister most baseball fans have never lived to see, save for the really old ones who got to watch Mickey Mantle.

Ive always been convinced that if it wanst for his hypocritical love of Ayn Rand (hey Paul, real objectivist of you to pay for your education with your father’s death benefist!) and privileged status, Paul Ryan would had been a serial killer.

Yep.

Yes it’s entirely meaningless. Why is it not “water-” everything?

“(although Colbert went with Panda-monium)“

You’d think a Packer would know what’s in his luggage.

It’s just unwatchable. The equivalent of Fox & Friends if it was hosted by Brian Kilmeade and two clones of Brian Kilmeade.

He never really made it a secret:

This one is top 5, maybe top 3, possibly top 1 for me:

30 Helens agree.

going away for a while to nurse your wounds, another Holy Week move

A couple of takeaways:

or Msnbc, or Fox News. MSNBC recently whitewashed Gina Haspel’s record by calling torture, “rough interrogation.” Repugnant.

Is he protecting his guy here? I mean, the Browns have looked suspiciously like a real football team in the off-season, but the result of those moves has yet to be seen.

Mora’s explanation? Darnold has “that blue-collar, gritty attitude” and “represents what Cleveland is.”

I know I’m in the minority here, but I feel like me utter apathy toward the Smashing Pumpkins back in the 90's is really paying dividends, here...

Wow! He really is delusional.

Good Lord, he sounds like the insufferable 16 year old me back in the early 90’s when I thought I knew what the fuck I was talking about. Except he’s just still there. String a bunch words together without examining how incongruous they are and just roll with it. I’d love to see his definitions of establishment,…

The thing that makes it hardest to enjoy is just how incredibly fucking awful it is

I prefer this chubby version of Lex Luthor over what we got in BvS.