Dodge at the top and Chrysler near the bottom tells you all you need to know about the validity of these surveys.

The auto journalists from Jalopnik (oh so different than the auto journalists from autoblog, car and driver, and the rest of them)...

It was a SLIP KNOT for a garage door handle. A knot tied to be a loop so that a human can put their fingers in it. Next, your gonna say that all those Texans who wrangle cattle are mobile noose twirlers? 

“The sedan made by Honda (oh so different than the sedan made by Toyota, Nissan, and the rest of them)”

2nd:

I didn’t find Eric’s tone negative at all. He seems very supportive of what this judge is attempting.

WFH is awesome for many jobs, yet, it will eventually turn the extroverts among us into raving unshowered lunatics who get overly excited when the FedEx guy shows up. with a new phone charger.

Still disappointed you haven’t demonstrated the “Human Floor Jack”. Turn your swole up to 11.

Next up, car sit-ups

Or at that point everyone has it and we can move on. 

So what... we are just not going to work ever again because of a virus? That’s not feasible. YOU can stay home while the rest of us pull the economy back out of the pit of despair.

I bet those other four people have kids.  And probably pets.  I can’t tell you how many calls I’ve been on in the past 3 months where the call was completely drowned out by screaming children and barking dogs until the offender figured out where their mute button was. 

1st Gear: Its impossible to stop all cases. Its a futile effort. Its literally asymptomatic in a lot of cases. That means the people feel fine and have no fever or cough. They will never know they have it and will show up to work.

Jon Stewart during the 2008-09 financial crisis on Merrill Lynch’s CEO defending bonuses as necessary to retain their “best people”:

4th Gear:

FCA should buy Harley. All the dinosaurs gotta stick together.

At least one guy did, ran up to me at a stoplight to say hello!

Yup, has been that way for a while. GM can make a good move, or announce something positive and it gets spun here with sarcasm and doubt.

This is ridiculous, David.. A Morning Shift with mostly positive news, no snark, and nary a hint of faux political outrage?

GM shedding fat over the past 2 years was timed about perfectly for COVID. No one can prepare for an entirely unknown shutdown, but they prepared for a recession and because of it are in better shape than most to hit the ground running.