Someone call Paul Verhoeven

Triples makes it safe.

They say da Nile ain’t just a river in Egypt

That’s still 63 fans.

There was. During it’s inaugural meeting, the founders realized they can simply not watch it again and ignore articles about it. That was also the last meeting.

Put another way, 1 in 20 Ram 2500 owners made bad decisions about drinking, but a full 20 in 20 made bad decisions about car purchases.

there remains exactly one brilliant Texas Chainsaw movie.

And then he saw her feet, and everything changed.

I find there’s a lack of self-awareness in Affleck’s redemptive tour, where he keeps expecting sympathy for his horrifying life situation where people were paying him millions of dollars to play Batman, and also he was forced to have sex with Jennifer Garner, and so obviously the only way out was drinking too much and…

I couldn’t agree more that Debra Messing should’ve played Desi Arnaz.

shooting his web on them ;)

“My wife breeds heritage salamanders, and I just do eyes. We’re looking for an all-plastic apartment in a mile-high ziggurat, our budget is 2.3 million dollars.”

Holy fuck

Considering Escapade was played by Kaitlyn Dever who actually did go on to be a famous actress, this would be kinda awesome

I with you on a couple of points: The watermelon plot line was absurd, which given the circumstance of the ending, was racist in itself. And Larry being kind to the Klansman? I remember when Larry couldn’t be around anyone who voted for George Bush.

I agree that this season has felt a bit... off. There’s something about the impromptu nature of the show’s writing -- or lack thereof -- that makes it feel like a trek I’m glad is over when the credits start rolling. Only the New York season elicited the same effect previously, so you have a point: they’ve sped the…

Agree. It started off strong, and individual bits worked for me, but the whole thing went off the rails once the Klansman appeared. Larry’s reaction was deeply out-of-character; honestly, I couldn’t imagine him volunteering to dry-clean any garment, much less a Klan robe. Him being so go-along-to-get-along, right down…

method acting sounds like an excuse to just be a dick to people