The first X-Files movie is awesome.

Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman and Fernwood Tonight were brilliant!

Thing about rape is that it’s not about the sex, it’s about being able to have power over someone else

she is a great stuntperson, but I agree that she is a fucking terrible actor

Mindy is painfully unfunny a good part of the time.

That's right officer. This comment right here.

Little-known fact: The dinosaurs died out when they climbed into papier-mache replicas of themselves in order to retrieve their lost cellphones.

Well see what happens is in the future Obama finally does take away everyone’s guns, so they need to come back 30 years to get the ones that are left.

No one understands him but his wonder woman.

You’re right, Ken Kildover!

FUCK you’re right! Damn you Mendoza! 

I remember when Brennan was a gamergate guy and he used to say that “SJWs” were denigrating him for his disability, and not the fact that he ran a board for distributing CP.

Tough but fair.

I liked Heaven’s Gate alright, but I think I had more fun reading Final Cut: Art, Money, and Ego in the Making of Heaven’s Gate written by former United Artists studio exec Stephen Bach. The beginning of the book goes into what was sort of different about United Artists as a studio in general, but mostly Bach goes…

I thought everyone was already aware that Q lives in the top of the Chrysler Building, where it lays in wait for Michael Moriarty to feed it the occasional gangster.

The Jets and Giants are in first place. The last time that happened, alright, I had long hair, I was out of work, smoking a joint, listening to the Allman Brothers and talking about the Vietnam War. That’s right – the last time that happened was 1995.

Its like a more upsetting version of Tim and Eric’s Grum:

I had the exact same thought. I’m counting down the days until Nicolas Cage puts on that luxorious 1997 wig of his again to promote ConAir blow dryers.

If she made an innocent mistake, no reason to let her go, if she had been working there for a while with no problems. Sounds like they were already going to can her and found this excuse.

At least The Chainsmokers will always be welcome in shitty futuristic dystopias.