Your problem is that you don’t know how to treat the customer! You don’t know how to treat the crypt keeper!

4 hours!? I think I’ll wait for the six-hour Plinkett review of this review.

Ah I still remember when he was just a wee boy with an abusive dad and a drinking problem on Nickelodeon

What about “No Way Out?” He wasn’t wearing a hat in that and it was pretty awesome back in 1991

So it’s not as good as the one made by the Coen Brothers?

That’s a stupid generalization. A co-worker of mine had a birthday party for his twins that I attended ALONE and it was full of kids. I didn’t fuck any of them. Bunch of uggos.

If you stay through the credits there is a post-credits scene that connects the two films and completes the Millerverse.

Sure, if you don’t know the difference between adjectives and adverbs.

Just one? I had six pop up ads and had to go buy a new phone just to post this comment

I had this exact thought last night. He’s clearly checking the boxes —-> small indie based on a famous writer’s lesser known book ——-> self-starring PG-13 mid-budget sci-fi ——-> family friendly comedy and sequel/spin-off ——> serious adult big-budget sci-fi/horror/thriller —-> small prestige semi-autobiographical art…

I had a feeling this might suck based on how heavily it was being advertised to get everyone in the seats before word of mouth tanked it and Inside Out 2 and Garfield kicked it out of theaters. The marketing pushing every recognizable name in what looks like a single scene of celebrity cameos doing the “outraged cute…

The last few specials haven’t been that great. They feel like the kind of thing that billionaires who’ve gotten old and lost touch with what “the kids are on about” would write. I don’t see any of these “specials” outliving their small cultural moment.

Arvid has been suspiciously quiet about all of this too. I wonder what he’s hiding.

Wonder how he’ll feel when he dies and the AV Club doesn’t run a story about it. RIP Roger Corman.

I went to see this last night without knowing much and it was way too late for a movie the same length as 2001: A Space Odyssey and twice as demanding of my concentration. The theater was pretty empty, save for two women and a guy who, at 30-minutes in, must’ve inhaled a piece of peanut M&M. From there, my attention…

At least he doesn’t toss his piss bottles out of his car window like assholes in my state.

“*I know the exact type of fans too because I work with them and so will unfortunately have to hear them talk about how awesome it was for a long time.”

If it was 88 minutes long, you would be correct. The problem is when a film extends that by 40 minutes and then grinds to a halt in the third act and tries to make the audience care, instead of just sticking to a wall-to-wall action fest. That’s where this earns the “C” grade, as I understand it.

Yeah, I would say the same thing if someone called me out on a bullshit double standard. Thanks for playing.

What does the AI that writes the lists for this site think?