I’m sorry - what did I say that was creepy? That an actress is “hot?” Is that creepy?

I love how good you are at finding opinions on the internet and pointing them out like my kid does when we pass cows in the car. Maybe you can take me to an airport and show me the planes.

And a solidly good actor to boot - don’t forget that I also said this when you try to nut-punch me for saying that she’s attractive, you fucking Puritard.

For me she was easily the worst thing about Ozark for the first season or so. She was also really weird looking. But then something shifted and I just got used to her face and by the time I saw that movie about the girls trapped in a shit town in Australia I’d pulled a 180 into thinking that she’s actually hot in an…

Well, what was the play?

I was punished too - and all I did was buy a ticket.

This can only mean one thing: you’re going to get cancerAids 

I wonder what the trailer for Gremlins 2 would look like under this rule.

More critics should try the “if you don’t like the movie, it’s you who sucks, boomer” approach.

Ha! Doubling down!

Diane and Dongs?

Ha! Child rape!

Fucking Blunden. Turns out Dr. Samuels was right about those assholes. Their future didn’t require shades.

Yeah, most of the time he talks about hating the movie he’s working on. 

This will get a B- and people will hate it. It’s missing most of the original cast since they couldn’t get the workplace shooter or the pedophile on board and they didn’t even ask Geena Davis. He should’ve jumped right to the Edward Scissorhands sequel and skipped this.

No, I’m a woman with a young daughter. I “moisten” grandpas who come in to the club where I work and pay me to grind their flabby manginas to shitty music and breathe some life into their sad dicks and leave wet spots in their chinos so they can go home smelling like pussy and Bath and Body Works lotion. i.e. I am a…

When I go shopping at the grocery store with my young daughter and I go down the shampoo aisle I make management shut off all the lights and put a bag over her head so she can’t see the contraceptives. By doing so I am POSITIVE that her vagina won’t function until she’s married.

Yeah, what’s up with the sex shaming?

Oppenheimer was just RDJ yelling so he could be heard over the swelling score. I thought Mark Ruffalo was much better in a Kevin Kline “Fish Called Wanda” sort of way. RDJ should’ve won for Tropic Thunder, not this. Then again, the Academy also thought “Crash” was the best movie one year so….

Whose mom would she play?