Yeah, not working with puppets is what has been wrong with his films for the past 30 years. When I was suffering through Dark Shadows I could only think “This would be amazing if it had actors, good people, and puppets in it”

Well I kind of get that - no one wants to get sued and no news outfit wants to print anything that could be libelous. But Jamie Foxx is playing both sides “I don’t want to talk about the thing I’m going to talk about - so don’t ask me about it. Okay, so the thing that happened that I don’t want to give any details on…

I appreciate anyone’s need for privacy - but at this point he either needs to say what the medical emergency was or just shut the fuck up about it. You can’t just walk around saying “this thing happened to me” and then when people say “what thing” say “I don’t want to discuss it, please honor my need for privacy.”

Just like Bob Marley had to fight to get his posters into the college dorm rooms of white, suburban kids - Bob Marley suffered so that they could misunderstand his message

Ugh, such a shitty cliffhanger. I know I should just wait until all of the episodes air - but I see it and I have to watch it. This is why I’m a fat person.

It’s been forever since the third season!

He called her that - but I don’t think it is his mother. Just a lady in a house he moved in to. The way he says “I’m going out, mama” reminded me of Crispin Glover in Wild at Heart making sandwiches - “I’m making MY LUNCH!”

Because the Doctor had to get shit done and knew that during those 50 years no one would believe a woman or person of color was a doctor saving the world from aliens, much less assist them in any way. The best they could have hoped for was sexual harassment or a beating and jail time for talking to a white woman.

My “shitty hotel cable” go to is always HLN because they run Forensic Files no -stop and, other than Dateline, it’s the easiest show to fall asleep to.

Is this going to be like the Apple+ “release” of the Midsommar director’s cut where it’s only for sale and the theatrical version is free?

Yeah, my $1,000/mo. mortgage in an area with $2500 rent for a place half the size of my house has me convinced that I’m throwing money away by spending $7-$10k on repairs and improvements each year.

I don’t care how old he is - Jon Lovitz should be playing George Santos.

After re-watching it, I was struck by a few details. First, the opening credits show all of these clever ways a hitman might dispose of someone. He alludes to these in his final scene. And yet, we never see him do anything remotely as clever or “accidental” - he kills everyone up close and messily. Maybe that’s the…

Fair enough - I misunderstood when you said “I’m not sure what’s funny about him snapping the neck of a woman he told he’d let her live” to mean that he had promised that he would let her live.

He’s a hitman, he shouldn’t be getting in to fistfights. He has all of these rules that he constantly breaks. He isn’t very good at it.

No way that Iron Giant thing isn’t a butt plug.

If you had a 10 foot-pole women wouldn’t care about your looks. Not the size-queens anyway.

“Fassbender’s interminable monologues made it initially seem like there was supposed to be some sort of American Psycho-like point”

I really want to know if that’s Nathan Fielder’s dick or if it was a reverse Boogie Nights prosthetic.

This is just the Pixar version of Michael Apted’s 7 Up series. They can make these things forever.