The first shot in the trailer is of the Statue of Liberty.

Howard the Duck has a boatload of great villians. Tell me this movie wouldn’t be better with the Marvels fighting Mr. Chicken.

Read the comment I took issue with again. If the original comment said - “sad - his past history of drug abuse likely contributed to his death” I wouldn’t be making a comment.

Earlier reporting had said it was his pool.

I didn’t say that - but I know better than to correct what people say about themselves.

They’re implying that he got high and that caused his death. There is nothing in the article saying anything close. He went into cardiac arrest and drowned.

I had no idea he had swimming problems. Because the article doesn’t mention anything else.

So they were going to use that headline for this review no matter what, right? A- or a D-, they couldn’t resist that tired play on words.

The trailer for this played like a parody of an Alexander Payne film but without the punchline. It made me feel cringey.

So we’ll be looking at one James Bond movie every decade or so - at least until Barbara dies and the family members who don’t care what Albert wanted sell the character off to Disney. Then we can get the good shit. I think an AI-generated Connery-Niven-Moore-Brosnan team up in the Bond multiverse with Dalton as the…

Wait, that isn’t Eric Stoltz at the Comicon Mask panel?

That was the only version I saw, I guess. I only watched it once.

Even Tarantino threw in an Intermission in the Hateful 8.

Hey! This guy just cracked the code that ticket sales and box office aren’t the same thing when you factor in ticket prices! Somebody tell David O. Selznick that Gone With the Wind is still king of Boffo B.O.! Take that, Spielberg!

I feel like they already did the best they could to fix the finale

My dream is to retire quietly in a little private library somewhere and devour books.

So Die Hard 6 is happening?

“John Carpenter states that the video game is a canon sequel to the original movie, so Childs indeed has never been assimilated and froze to death.”

I’d love to imagine that Larry David will, once again, be calling Julia Louis Dreyfus’ and Brad Hall’s house after the evening cut off time.