I took my 10 year-old daughter to see Stop Making Sense and next Friday we’re going to see the Eras tour. I feel like I got the short end of the stick. Stop Making Sense is 89 minutes long. Eras is 2 hours and 45 minutes.

Ugh - seriously. It’s all my AI girlfriend wants to talk about.

Yet no one would have believed that. Today we’d be criticizing the movie for not addressing the racism black athletes face. So I’m happy the movie chose to not stick to the “official story”

Fucking shit commenting on this site is difficult.

Wait, do they make them bend over and pull their cheeks apart? I mean, not everyone is into soft hanging dongs.

Macon Blair made this? Hell yeah!

“ChatGPT, Can you tell me in 500 words what to think of the 1968 Romeo and Juliet situation based on an article I haven’t read?”

Yeah, Gilbert Gottfried is a rotting corpse. So Brand wins that hands down.

Remember when they would list the top 10 when they wrote these articles?

There’s a good reason that “no” is pretty much universal in language

Arthur he does what he pleases

Oh, so this guy:

So who’s on DWTS? The awful Twitter Guy or the guy who had the titular line in Star Wars and Out of Africa?

“I wanted to do this, because as I said, this is bigger than me and there are other people’s jobs on the line.”

You left out this pronoun hash:

I don’t know you, but I know if they got back together to play 20 shows people like you and me wouldn’t be able to get/afford tickets anyway.

The number one rule of surviving a Godzilla attack seems to be “make sure you’re far away from the city when it’s raining”

I’m 50 and have a job and a kid and find myself playing games less and less. When I do, I end up turning them off to do something else. The idea of trial and error dying and repeating is probably not how I’ll be spending my dwindling days as a gamer.

Wait! was she in...ohhhh I see what you did.

I wrote a letter to 20th Century Fox jokingly annoyed that their trailer for Predators promised more predators than were delivered based on the number of red-dot-tracking lights that showed up on Adrian Brody’s face in the trailer. I demanded a prorated amount for each Predator they didn’t deliver and they sent me a…